Sandra Bullocks, your boobs are too old for that shirt!
My roof is leaking from the costant torrential downpour of the last 48 hours, in like 6 different places. This isn't supposed to happen on the east coast. YOU BELONG IN B.C. RAIN!
Watched "Aeon Flux" this weekend. It was appropriately crappy and plotless. Very pretty though. Jonny Lee Miller, which, for some reason, automatically equals love for me. He and his brother, who kind of looked like Papa!Winchester, only not, had been recloning themselves for 400 hundred years after this virus made them all sterile and not!Papa wanted to stop cloning people because women were getting pregnant naturally, only Jonny thought this was a bad idea for some reason and killed people. Maybe?
And then Charlize Theron did stuff and remembered being married to not!Papa in a past life and apparently after she died from the virus, Jonny wanted her DNA destroyed so she couldn't be cloned, because he was jealous... or something. Not really clear on his motivations. Then Charlize and not!Papa staged this coup, with the help of this girl who had hands for feet (awesome!) and then Jonny shot someone and someone shot Jonny and I thought he was dead, but then he got up and tried to shoot Charlize and then not!Papa tackled Jonny and they wrassled and just when Jonny was winning, Charlize shot Jonny.
not!Papa gave Charlize this look like "YOU SHOT MY BROTHER?" and then touched Jonny's face and it was sososo sad and sweet. Somewhere in between this old guy who looked like Patrick Stewart in drag said some stuff and there was plot and hands-feet girl died, but none of that mattered because: BROTHERS!
BEST PART OF MOVIE, HANDS-FEET DOWN:
NOT!PAPA: PLLLLLLLLLLLOTTT....
ME: BOOORED
JONNY: After all you've been my brother a long (HAHA FOUR HUNDRED YEARS. CLONING HAHA) *starts walking away*
NOT!PAPA: *secret wavy handsignal of four hundred years brothers*
JONNY: *does it back* *funny cute smile of brotherhood*
NOT!PAPA: *does that back*
ME: BEST MOVIE EVER!!1! BROTHERS!
So, yeah I just SPOILERED EVERY ONE ON MY FLIST EVER, but if you were honestly interested in seeing the movie for the plot. YOU DON'T HAVE TO NOW. LOVE ME. BROTHERS.
PS:
wherebethemitts, instead of working on my Brutus/Cassius essay I am making you a "Watch Veronica Mars: We Have Tasers (and Brothers)" flyer, which I will eventually email to you.