Arrrg
If I be findin' the scalliwag what made off with me skull bandana, there'll be a keelhaulin' tonight. I don't be feelin' right piratical without it.
Edit: No bandana yet, but I got th' strains o' The Crimson Pirate an' that be good enough.
Fer a proper celebratory mood, here be a popular song done all pirate-like thanks to the Pirate Speak crew. It be like a shanty, only... different.
Me Humps
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside yer trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get, ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump,
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me lovely wee lumps (Check 't ou')
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do 't on th' daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi an' NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All the'r treasure got me wearin' fly
Laddie I ain't askin,
They say they love me arse 'n,
Se'en Britches, True Religion's,
I say nay, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
An' nay I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstratin'.
Me love (love), me love, me love, me love (love)
Ye love me lady lumps (love),
Me hump, me hump, me hump (love),
Me humps they got ye,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get, ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
What ye gon' do wi' all that arse?
All that arse inside them britches?
I be a make, make, make, make ye scream
Make ye scream, make ye scream.
Cos o' me hump (ha), me hump, me hump, me hump (what).
Me hump, me hump, me hump (ha), me lovely lady lumps (Check 't ou')
I met a girl down at th' disco.
She spake ahoy, ahoy, ahoy yea let's go.
I could be yer baby, ye can be me honey
Let's spend time nay treasure.
I mix yer grog wit me cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix yer grog wi' me cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I be really sexy,
Th' boys they wanna sex me.
They always standin' next t' me,
Always dancin' next t' me,
Tryin' a feel me hump, hump.
Lookin' at me lump, lump.
Ye can look but ye canna touch 't,
If ye touch 't I bea start some drama,
Ye dasn't want nay drama,
Nay, nay drama, nay, nay, nay, nay drama
So dasn't pull on me hand boy,
Ye ain't me man, boy,
I be jus' tryn'a dance boy,
An' move me hump.
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump,
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump.
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In th' aft an' in th' fore (lumps)
Me lovin' got ye,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me.
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
What ye gon' do wi' all that arse?
All that arse inside them britches?
I bea make, make, make, make ye scream
Make ye scream, make ye scream.
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off this hump.
What ye gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I bea make, make, make, make ye work
Make ye work, work, make ye work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me.
I feel dirty now, but that be a pirate's life.
Arrr.
Edit: No bandana yet, but I got th' strains o' The Crimson Pirate an' that be good enough.
Fer a proper celebratory mood, here be a popular song done all pirate-like thanks to the Pirate Speak crew. It be like a shanty, only... different.
Me Humps
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside yer trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get, ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump,
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me lovely wee lumps (Check 't ou')
I drive these brothers crazy,
I do 't on th' daily,
They treat me really nicely,
They buy me all these ices.
Dolce & Gabbana,
Fendi an' NaDonna
Karan, they be sharin'
All the'r treasure got me wearin' fly
Laddie I ain't askin,
They say they love me arse 'n,
Se'en Britches, True Religion's,
I say nay, but they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
An' nay I ain't taken
We can keep on datin'
I keep on demonstratin'.
Me love (love), me love, me love, me love (love)
Ye love me lady lumps (love),
Me hump, me hump, me hump (love),
Me humps they got ye,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get, ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
What ye gon' do wi' all that arse?
All that arse inside them britches?
I be a make, make, make, make ye scream
Make ye scream, make ye scream.
Cos o' me hump (ha), me hump, me hump, me hump (what).
Me hump, me hump, me hump (ha), me lovely lady lumps (Check 't ou')
I met a girl down at th' disco.
She spake ahoy, ahoy, ahoy yea let's go.
I could be yer baby, ye can be me honey
Let's spend time nay treasure.
I mix yer grog wit me cocoa puff,
Milky, milky cocoa,
Mix yer grog wi' me cocoa puff, milky, milky riiiiiiight.
They say I be really sexy,
Th' boys they wanna sex me.
They always standin' next t' me,
Always dancin' next t' me,
Tryin' a feel me hump, hump.
Lookin' at me lump, lump.
Ye can look but ye canna touch 't,
If ye touch 't I bea start some drama,
Ye dasn't want nay drama,
Nay, nay drama, nay, nay, nay, nay drama
So dasn't pull on me hand boy,
Ye ain't me man, boy,
I be jus' tryn'a dance boy,
An' move me hump.
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump,
Me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump, me hump.
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
Me lovely lady lumps (lumps)
In th' aft an' in th' fore (lumps)
Me lovin' got ye,
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me.
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me.
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off me hump.
What ye gon' do wi' all that arse?
All that arse inside them britches?
I bea make, make, make, make ye scream
Make ye scream, make ye scream.
What ye gon' do wi' all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I bea get, get, get, get ye loaded t' th' gunwhales,
Get ye love loaded t' th' gunwhales off this hump.
What ye gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I bea make, make, make, make ye work
Make ye work, work, make ye work.
(A-ha, a-ha, a-ha, a-ha)
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me an' spendin' time on me
She's got me spendin'.
(Oh) Spendin' all yer treasure on me, up on me, on me.
I feel dirty now, but that be a pirate's life.
Arrr.