WTF? Green smoothie? Pass.

[undercoverdoc]

You Are a Green Smoothie

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[withlightson]

I'd still drink you.

[undercoverdoc]

Are you serious? It looks like vomit.

[withlightson]

It looks like liquid grass, not vomit.

You Are a Banana Smoothie

[undercoverdoc]

It's what you would vomit if you ate liquid grass. Or I would, at least. So, does that mean you have a soft spot for me? I kind of have a hard one for you. Yin and Yang.

[withlightson]

Actually I have a rather wet one for you, even while talking about liquid grass vomit. So does this mean you've been thinking about me, Dr Carter?

[undercoverdoc]

More like dreaming. But then I woke up, so...

[withlightson]

Maybe I can help you finish that dream.

[undercoverdoc]

Yeah, I'm really exhausted. I was... I think I'm coming down with something. Hazard of the job and hurling up Red Bull because I'm overtired. TMI. Sorry.

[withlightson]

It's not TMI. I'm sorry you're not feeling so good. Want me to bring you soup? I actually make pretty good soup.

[undercoverdoc]

Aren't you busy with work? Or is getting off early a perk of knowing the boss?

[withlightson]

It's a definite perk. Also helps that I do my job well, and that I can basically do my job anywhere. I'll bring my laptop with me.

[undercoverdoc]

See when you get here and there is shit strew all over the place, just don't ask. I get lazy on nightshift.

[withlightson]

I can't judge, and I don't have nightshift to blame it on. So you are letting me come?

[undercoverdoc]

Sure, if you don't mind me passing out mid-sentence, which I will really try to not do.

[withlightson]

And I'll try not to take advantage of you while you're passed out.

[undercoverdoc]

You probably won't want to. You know, drool and snoring.