A meme to launch this thing
Think from your gut and write fast... the first truth that comes to your mind. Tag whoever you want to and have them send it on.
1 You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? No, I was actually thinking I had an itchy nut
2 Last awkward moment? When I tried to crack onto a lesbian nurse after my accident
3 The last person you kissed hates you, why? Is this metaphorical? Aren't you supposed to like people you kiss? I must be still concussed (Nevermind the fact the accident was nearly twelve weeks ago).
4 What does your hair look like? Right now? Messy bed head.
5 How many people do you trust? I don't really completely trust anyone.
6 Why did your last relationship end? I told her her ass looked big in a dress.
7 Are you happy with your life? I can't complain... but I do sometimes.
8 If you could go back in time, would you? No, fuck that. It was busy enough living it the first time.
9 How far back would you go? I wouldn't. Things happen for reasons.
10 Last thing you did before bed last night? Jerked off whilst watching women's basketball on TV.
11 Ever dated anyone on your LJ friends? ... uh, no.
12 Anything bothering you? I may be a little worried my new partner will hate me. He has quite the rep.
13 If you could have anything, what would it be? Boobs attached to my hands.
14 What’s your favorite place you’ve been to? I love England and Scotland. I would go back in a heartbeat.
15 Last time you cried? When I got hurt in the car accident, but it was totally reflexive and not voluntary.
16 Do you text or call more? Call. I like to be able to hear the tones in people's voices.
17 Do you have a friend that you’ve known since you were little? Yes.
18 How long have you had your LJ? Not long. I'm just coming out of technology hibernation now.
19 Last friend to come over to your house? Robbo
20 What do you usually do first in the morning? Take a piss. Doesn't everyone? Who the frig is born with an iron bladder?
21 Do you have workout video’s? I have porn. That can be a workout if done right.
22 Plans for tomorrow? First day on the "new" job.
23 Favorite thing to shop for? Cereal.
24 Is being single fun? If it's not, you're doing it wrong.
25 Are you dating the very last person you kissed? No.
26 Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes.
27 What color are your eyes? Green
28 Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Most of the time. I'm a law enforcement official... I have to. It's the law.
29 Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? Probably.
30 Can you honestly say looks don’t matter? If I was blind, I'm sure they wouldn't.
31 Was today a good day? "Good" is kind of pushing it.
32 Do you get mad easily? I've been known to have a temper, except for the times I don't.
33 Where do you see yourself in 2 years? Fuck, now I'm supposed to be psychic? Do I get a free crystal ball? I always wanted to be like the dude on Labyrinth.
34 Ever liked someone older than you? Yes.
35 Do you still talk to the first person you ever madeout with? I don't even remember her name.
36 If your last ex said they hate you, you say? Feeling's mutual.
37 Ever been on a blind date? Yes, and no, I do not have a crotch rot.
38 Anything you want to tell someone? Not right now.
39 What were you doing last night at midnight? At HQ trying to get my shit into order.
40 Anything you’re giving up on? [LOCKED] I'm in the Secret Service. I gave up on life when I joined. [/LOCKED]
41 Could you go a month without talking to your best friend? I often do, but not by choice.
42 Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? If you find the right person, they can be pretty cool.
43 Do you think you’ve made a difference in anyone’s life? I hope so or what the fuck am I doing here?
44 Could you honestly say you love someone right now? I could honestly say, but I won't.
45 Do you have the body that you want? What? Am I supposed to say I want Arnie's? I doubt he'll share.
46 There’s a burgler behind you, what would you grab to hit them with? Hit them? Dude, you shoot, not hit. In the leg to incapacitate. You never know what he's concealing.
47 What item that needs batteries is nearest to you? Dancing flower. Shut up. You haven't lived until you own a dancing flower.
48 What’s one word that will not describe you? Innocent.
49 What made you smile last? Mom's brownies.
50 Your phone rings…What’s your first thought? Where's my pen?
51 Where were you this past New Year’s Eve? London, England.
52 A genie grants you three wishes, you wish for: More wishes.
53 Would you ever go to a nude beach? I have done. It's overrated.
54 Who/what was the last photograph that you took of? My big toe just because.
55 Who was the last person you slow danced with? My ex.
1 You’re thinking about someone, aren’t you? No, I was actually thinking I had an itchy nut
2 Last awkward moment? When I tried to crack onto a lesbian nurse after my accident
3 The last person you kissed hates you, why? Is this metaphorical? Aren't you supposed to like people you kiss? I must be still concussed (Nevermind the fact the accident was nearly twelve weeks ago).
4 What does your hair look like? Right now? Messy bed head.
5 How many people do you trust? I don't really completely trust anyone.
6 Why did your last relationship end? I told her her ass looked big in a dress.
7 Are you happy with your life? I can't complain... but I do sometimes.
8 If you could go back in time, would you? No, fuck that. It was busy enough living it the first time.
9 How far back would you go? I wouldn't. Things happen for reasons.
10 Last thing you did before bed last night? Jerked off whilst watching women's basketball on TV.
11 Ever dated anyone on your LJ friends? ... uh, no.
12 Anything bothering you? I may be a little worried my new partner will hate me. He has quite the rep.
13 If you could have anything, what would it be? Boobs attached to my hands.
14 What’s your favorite place you’ve been to? I love England and Scotland. I would go back in a heartbeat.
15 Last time you cried? When I got hurt in the car accident, but it was totally reflexive and not voluntary.
16 Do you text or call more? Call. I like to be able to hear the tones in people's voices.
17 Do you have a friend that you’ve known since you were little? Yes.
18 How long have you had your LJ? Not long. I'm just coming out of technology hibernation now.
19 Last friend to come over to your house? Robbo
20 What do you usually do first in the morning? Take a piss. Doesn't everyone? Who the frig is born with an iron bladder?
21 Do you have workout video’s? I have porn. That can be a workout if done right.
22 Plans for tomorrow? First day on the "new" job.
23 Favorite thing to shop for? Cereal.
24 Is being single fun? If it's not, you're doing it wrong.
25 Are you dating the very last person you kissed? No.
26 Have you ever dated someone longer than a year? Yes.
27 What color are your eyes? Green
28 Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? Most of the time. I'm a law enforcement official... I have to. It's the law.
29 Will you talk to someone on the phone tonight? Probably.
30 Can you honestly say looks don’t matter? If I was blind, I'm sure they wouldn't.
31 Was today a good day? "Good" is kind of pushing it.
32 Do you get mad easily? I've been known to have a temper, except for the times I don't.
33 Where do you see yourself in 2 years? Fuck, now I'm supposed to be psychic? Do I get a free crystal ball? I always wanted to be like the dude on Labyrinth.
34 Ever liked someone older than you? Yes.
35 Do you still talk to the first person you ever madeout with? I don't even remember her name.
36 If your last ex said they hate you, you say? Feeling's mutual.
37 Ever been on a blind date? Yes, and no, I do not have a crotch rot.
38 Anything you want to tell someone? Not right now.
39 What were you doing last night at midnight? At HQ trying to get my shit into order.
40 Anything you’re giving up on? [LOCKED] I'm in the Secret Service. I gave up on life when I joined. [/LOCKED]
41 Could you go a month without talking to your best friend? I often do, but not by choice.
42 Do you think relationships are ever really worth it? If you find the right person, they can be pretty cool.
43 Do you think you’ve made a difference in anyone’s life? I hope so or what the fuck am I doing here?
44 Could you honestly say you love someone right now? I could honestly say, but I won't.
45 Do you have the body that you want? What? Am I supposed to say I want Arnie's? I doubt he'll share.
46 There’s a burgler behind you, what would you grab to hit them with? Hit them? Dude, you shoot, not hit. In the leg to incapacitate. You never know what he's concealing.
47 What item that needs batteries is nearest to you? Dancing flower. Shut up. You haven't lived until you own a dancing flower.
48 What’s one word that will not describe you? Innocent.
49 What made you smile last? Mom's brownies.
50 Your phone rings…What’s your first thought? Where's my pen?
51 Where were you this past New Year’s Eve? London, England.
52 A genie grants you three wishes, you wish for: More wishes.
53 Would you ever go to a nude beach? I have done. It's overrated.
54 Who/what was the last photograph that you took of? My big toe just because.
55 Who was the last person you slow danced with? My ex.