Wet Boxers Competition

[undercard]

 Do you feel a draft? An uncomfortably intimate draft? If not, you must be female. Otherwise, you're probably standing on the heated stage in the middle of the Mall, with warm buckets of water balanced precariously overhead. There are signs everywhere, but just in case anyone happens to miss the group of men dressed only in their boxers on stage, a

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[emptylightnin]

>You WANT to be all right with showing off what you've got in your tastefully black and silver boxer shorts.

>But you don't have enough COURAGE.

[papadojima]

S-Souji???

[emptylightnin]

O-Oh God why.

"A-Ah...sir?"

He's trying to say 'HELP' but it's not coming out. :(

[papadojima]

Sir??? Souji, it's me, Ryotaro Dojima! Your uncle!

[emptylightnin]

...Level stare.

"I...know that?"

It's not that he doesn't recognize you or anything, it's just that's he's acting like he did around Dojima when he first arrived in Inaba.

...Except this is much more awkward.

[papadojima]

... oh. Uh. Hi. ... I'll get this guy for doing this to you.

[emptylightnin]

Still covering himself up in shame and embarrassment and more shame.

"...I think the Mall did it."

If this is like anything else weird that happened in the Mall...

[papadojima]

And it's sentient right? So it should stand before justice like everyone else!

[emptylightnin]

"..."

What the hell?

"You're a judge?"