-Are we friends? Fuck no. -When and How do we met? Did Borat write this sentence? damn. We met in J00 sch00l. -Would you kiss me? Where? Yes! In the Oval Office! Just so the President could be the first to see the anti-Christ! -Give me a nickname and tell me why would you call me that? Baka. Because we both are. >:D -Describe me in a word: the best. oh wait, that was two. -What was the first impression you had of me? i hope she doesn't think I'm a retard for having that stupid sign Sam Arrow put on my back./Wow, big hair. -Do you still think/feel the same? Exactly the same, every time I see her. -What things make you remember me? Generally you calling me reminds me that you exist. -If you could give me something, what would it be? An orgasm so intense that I'd have to put it in a titanium crate and ship it with 4 trained assassins. -How well do you know me? Uh. I think you're white. I think. -Are you gonna put this in your journal so I can say what I think about you? Maybe. I hate you, self-perpetuating memes. -Do you want to know me, personally? Personally? not really. That's why I'm filling this out. Generally, I don't want to know you either.
-When and How do we met? Did Borat write this sentence? damn. We met in J00 sch00l.
-Would you kiss me? Where? Yes! In the Oval Office! Just so the President could be the first to see the anti-Christ!
-Give me a nickname and tell me why would you call me that? Baka. Because we both are. >:D
-Describe me in a word: the best. oh wait, that was two.
-What was the first impression you had of me? i hope she doesn't think I'm a retard for having that stupid sign Sam Arrow put on my back./Wow, big hair.
-Do you still think/feel the same? Exactly the same, every time I see her.
-What things make you remember me? Generally you calling me reminds me that you exist.
-If you could give me something, what would it be? An orgasm so intense that I'd have to put it in a titanium crate and ship it with 4 trained assassins.
-How well do you know me? Uh. I think you're white. I think.
-Are you gonna put this in your journal so I can say what I think about you? Maybe. I hate you, self-perpetuating memes.
-Do you want to know me, personally? Personally? not really. That's why I'm filling this out. Generally, I don't want to know you either.
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