so i really need to go to bed, but this is worth posting

[underanewweight]

well, amanda left our apartment at around 10, and we were too lazy to get up and lock the door behind her. so when someone knocked on the door like 20 minutes later, i was thinking, "oh crap, they could walk right in." not that they would... but anyway i went to answer the door, and when i looked through the peephole, there was this shirtless guy waving his hands around in front of me. so i opened the door and he clasps his hands in front of him and was like, "can i have a cup of sugar?" sadly for him, we don't have any sugar, so i told him that. then he was like, "well, i need a souvenir from your apartment to prove that i was here." i was like, "well, i don't know what we have..." so he turns around and yells all the way across the street, "what do you want me to get?" and this voice yelled "nevermind" and he ran off with his beer can. i found the whole thing quite humorous, moreso because he had no shirt.

this seems less funny now that it is typed up, but since i took the time to type it, it is gonna be posted.