Maybe it will work this time

May 18, 2006 16:06

Would you rather:

1) Smell like a fart all the time OR Drink a diarrehea milkshake (with 1%)   ?

2) Kiss a dirty bum every morning OR know when you are going to die   ?

3) Change your name to Ivona Humpalot OR Osama Bin Laden    ?

4) Fall down whenever you blink OR have a permanently stubbed toe    ?

5) Have a website broadcast all your showers OR all your bowel movements  ?

6) Be able to fly OR have the ability to read people's minds    ?

7) Be able to bring about a lasting world peace OR eliminate all hunger and disease  ?

8) Have a  foot long eyelash you can never pluck OR have an earlobe the size of a basketball    ?

9) Give up your computer OR your pet   ?

10) Always lose OR never play   ?
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