May 18, 2006 16:06
Would you rather:
1) Smell like a fart all the time OR Drink a diarrehea milkshake (with 1%) ?
2) Kiss a dirty bum every morning OR know when you are going to die ?
3) Change your name to Ivona Humpalot OR Osama Bin Laden ?
4) Fall down whenever you blink OR have a permanently stubbed toe ?
5) Have a website broadcast all your showers OR all your bowel movements ?
6) Be able to fly OR have the ability to read people's minds ?
7) Be able to bring about a lasting world peace OR eliminate all hunger and disease ?
8) Have a foot long eyelash you can never pluck OR have an earlobe the size of a basketball ?
9) Give up your computer OR your pet ?
10) Always lose OR never play ?