Fic: You're Just A Fly On The Wall
Title: Fly on the Wall
Author:
under_theground
Rating:PG-13 for language
Pairing:Addison/Izzie
Word Count: 313
Today, you are going to go watch her surgery because that’s the kind supportive girlfriend you are. When you walk into the gallery it’s pretty much clear except for a pair of new female interns who were working on the case.
“ Can you believe she got to screw McDreamy?” The blonde one whispers just loud enough for you to hear. “ I mean, seriously why would anyone divorce that hot piece of ass.”
“ Well he did sleep with Grey. That’s enough to dump any ass.” The other one replies.“ And it’s not like she’s not getting any now.”
“ What?”
“ Nurse Debbie heard some pretty interesting noises from one of the on call rooms yesterday.”
“ Seriously?” The blonde practically screams.
“ And that’s not even the best part, Debbie’s practically 100% sure that the other voice was a woman.”
“ No!”
“ Yes.” The girl had the smuggest look on her face. You really wanted to go all Nazi on her ass, and tell her that she should mind her own fucking business and stop gossiping. But you don’t, cause you want to hear the rest of the conversation; a conversation that you shouldn’t be listening to in the first place.
“ Does she know who it is?” The blonde asks. She’s practically on the edge of her seat in anticipation.
“ No. But there are some good guesses.”
“ Like who?”
“ There’s some pretty serious money on Olivia Harper, she’s already slept with half of the surgical staff anyway.” You hate to admit it, but you’re a little insulted that your name didn’t pop up first.
“ I don’t know. I think the whole redhead thing seems just a little too cliché.”
“ Maybe. But one thing’s for sure, Addison Montgomery is having some pretty amazing sex with someone in this hospital.”
And you couldn’t agree more.
Author:
under_theground
Rating:PG-13 for language
Pairing:Addison/Izzie
Word Count: 313
Today, you are going to go watch her surgery because that’s the kind supportive girlfriend you are. When you walk into the gallery it’s pretty much clear except for a pair of new female interns who were working on the case.
“ Can you believe she got to screw McDreamy?” The blonde one whispers just loud enough for you to hear. “ I mean, seriously why would anyone divorce that hot piece of ass.”
“ Well he did sleep with Grey. That’s enough to dump any ass.” The other one replies.“ And it’s not like she’s not getting any now.”
“ What?”
“ Nurse Debbie heard some pretty interesting noises from one of the on call rooms yesterday.”
“ Seriously?” The blonde practically screams.
“ And that’s not even the best part, Debbie’s practically 100% sure that the other voice was a woman.”
“ No!”
“ Yes.” The girl had the smuggest look on her face. You really wanted to go all Nazi on her ass, and tell her that she should mind her own fucking business and stop gossiping. But you don’t, cause you want to hear the rest of the conversation; a conversation that you shouldn’t be listening to in the first place.
“ Does she know who it is?” The blonde asks. She’s practically on the edge of her seat in anticipation.
“ No. But there are some good guesses.”
“ Like who?”
“ There’s some pretty serious money on Olivia Harper, she’s already slept with half of the surgical staff anyway.” You hate to admit it, but you’re a little insulted that your name didn’t pop up first.
“ I don’t know. I think the whole redhead thing seems just a little too cliché.”
“ Maybe. But one thing’s for sure, Addison Montgomery is having some pretty amazing sex with someone in this hospital.”
And you couldn’t agree more.