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[under_secretary]

Brocklehurst, I brought them home.

Allow me to present our new roommates:

Comments

[honeycuttheaven]

Ruby and Sunshine are out, too hippie.

[under_secretary]

Any more charming suggestions?

[honeycuttheaven]

Kate and Andy Spade.

[under_secretary]

No, they have too much personality.

[honeycuttheaven]

Too campy for Tim and Heidi, too spicy for Tom and Padma, not Justin and Cameron... Oh oh, wait, I think I've got it.

[under_secretary]

What are you thinking?

[honeycuttheaven]

For you and Nicholas? Oh honey, please.

David and Iman.

[under_secretary]

...as in Bowie?

[honeycuttheaven]

So his teeth cost more than going Platinum a few times. I'd still fuck him.

[under_secretary]

...I think we might go with that.

The pink one is the male. Appropriately enough.

[honeycuttheaven]

Gay.

Celebrating?

[under_secretary]

The males do end up having the babies.

Do you think we wouldn't?

[honeycuttheaven]

Don't remind me, Christopher, I get chills just thinking about it.

Together sure, but a party? Do you even own silverware?

[under_secretary]

I prefer Christmas.

What do you think of Tiffany's? Or Omega?

We own a lot of silverware, but I'm not making a turkey.

[honeycuttheaven]

Sterling? Because if you say yes I'm revoking your metrosexual chic membership card. That's way too old money.

Tiffany's a classic choice if you've got the cash or a sugar daddy to blow. Omega's good but strictly for men.

[under_secretary]

I am old money, Honeycutt.

How's working with Saya treating you?