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[under_secretary]

Because we all know that slapping is how we resolve our differences. It was like watching my mother and the maid.

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Currently, there will be a new man around the office. His name is Remy LeBeau. Try not to make his life miserable.

Mr. Farrell is not around currently to fix our technical messes. Until I arrange

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[glock30]

Thanks.

What?

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[under_secretary]

What?

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[glock30]

Remy -

How can you expect me not to make someone's life miserable?

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[under_secretary]

I have faith in your strength of character.

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[glock30]

Is that a roundabout way of saying how much you like me?

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[under_secretary]

Oh, probably.

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[glock30]

Probably, he says. I know the nights were long without me.

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[under_secretary]

Long and dull. I'm sure Brocklehurst will tell you the same.

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[glock30]

Thanks for that wonderful insight into your personal life.

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[under_secretary]

I know you spend most of your time considering my private life.

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[glock30]

I've got enough material on my hands to publish an inter-office periodical about it. Don't piss me off.

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[under_secretary]

I pay you good money not to say anything.

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[glock30]

Please. I don't say anything because I like you.

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[under_secretary]

Of course you like me. I bought you expensive jewelry.

Drinks?

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[glock30]

I was actually going with the whole 'you made me your maid of honor' thing, but that works, too.

You buying?

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[under_secretary]

Well, yes, that too.

Of course.