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Aug 02, 2008 14:56

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Dear employees,

Yearly raises will occur on the 15th of this month. That is all.

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Dear City,

I have now been here for a year - to the day on the first of the month. In this time I have discovered that while your numerous attempts to piss me off have in general succeeded, it's been the kind of year with a pleasant revenue cycle that generally denotes a growth in the otherwise unstable economy. After looking in on the political and economic situation in the current fountain version of the United States of America, I have to say I'm pleased with my 'entrapment' as if I were there, I'm sure a suicide would have happened by now.

As for the rest of it; and as per addressed to the Citizens. A stimulated economy is generally showcased by useless gadgetry. Please commence with the "made for TV" gadgets that provide me with a good night's sleep may be sold by the dozens cheaply and with limited time offers.

Thank you,

Christopher Styles

[ooc: Insomnia; also, all employee comments are likewise filtered, marked or not]
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