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[under_secretary]

Places I would rather be

1. Washington D.C.

Things I would like to not have to do everyday

1. Remember Macintyre's face
2. Kick the dog out of my bed
3. Fight with Nicholas about something

Things I like to do everyday

1. Laugh at the police force Enjoy a conversation with George Blake
2. Work

Really. Lists?

Comments

[glock30]

You should eat the dog.

[under_secretary]

I doubt it would taste pleasant.

[glock30]

A little hot sauce goes a long way.

[under_secretary]

It would cause a fight with Nicholas.

[glock30]

Dogs are replaceable, though.

[under_secretary]

I should have gotten him the sickly looking puppy.

[glock30]

Then he just would've felt bad for it.

[under_secretary]

But then it might be dead by now.

[glock30]

And he would've got another one that was ten times as healthy to make sure it didn't die in the future.

[under_secretary]

One dog. That's the rule.

[glock30]

What about a cat?

[under_secretary]

Cats are worse than dogs.

[glock30]

Nothing is worse than dogs.

[under_secretary]

Things that are worse than dogs

1. Babies
2. Cats
3. Democrats

[glock30]

Now that I think about it:

1. Men
2. Warm beer
3. Birds.

[under_secretary]

Birds, really?