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Jul 01, 2008 21:06

Does anyone know of a good leather cleaner in the City?

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Paw prints on my leather, Nicholas, I hope this dog means a good deal to you.

Do not make plans for tomorrow.

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glock30 July 2 2008, 04:13:51 UTC

What nice, expensive thing did you ruin?

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:14:55 UTC

It was Brocklehurst's dog and the interior of my Bentley.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:15:15 UTC

Skin it and eat it.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:15:47 UTC

It wades in the mud.

I'm not eating the dog.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:16:31 UTC

Why did you let it in your car?

Alright, skin it and throw it out.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:18:52 UTC

Because I am a good fucking husband.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:19:53 UTC

Apparently you were going for 'saint.' You asked for it.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:20:49 UTC

Leather cleaners.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:21:36 UTC

Wouldn't be necessary if you didn't let the dog in. It's really simple, you know.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:25:08 UTC

You might say that.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:28:34 UTC

Might? I just did.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:31:06 UTC

Fine. I might say that.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:33:36 UTC

How bad is it?

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:34:35 UTC

....I just need a cleaner.

glock30 July 2 2008, 04:39:12 UTC

You poor, poor man.

under_secretary July 2 2008, 04:48:16 UTC

Don't pity me.

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