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[under_secretary]

I'm looking to hire an office assistant. Filing skills a requirement, along with basic knowledge of office functions. Please submit an application here or on the Network. Thank you.

Office filter//unhackableIt seems Mr. Longbottom has gone home, so everyone will have to put in extra time to fill in his duties. Mr. Weasley, yes, I do mean you

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Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

Just one week aren't you excited?

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

Excited?

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

Uh. Yes? You're about to marry the most important man in your life!

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

Most important? I'd say he ranks up there, but not most important.

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

Second to you I guess.

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

And the president, maybe.

You say the word Hilary and you're out of the wedding.

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

I am the last person to talk politics with you, Christopher.

Are you sure about chilly toes?

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

I don't know what your obsession with me getting cold feet is, Emmett.

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

You could call it a sixth sense. I've been through at least three gay weddings.

: Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

How are they chillier than straight ones?

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

By virtue of the fact that they're illegal in 48 of 50 states.

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

Why do I suspect you're throwing an accusatory glance at my direction.

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

I can't do that, I didn't vote for your party anyway.

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

In any case, tell me you've gotten all the suits.

Fabulous Filter;

[honeycuttheaven]

I do, cut and tailored to your specifications, proper colors, ready to wear.

Fabulous Filter;

[under_secretary]

Good.

Are you forcing Blue into that powder blue getup?