Day 05 - My definition of love?
LOVE IS LIKE WHEN SOMEONE TELLS YOU THEY WANT TO WATCH THIS MOVIE WITH YOU AND THEY GO ON AND ON AND ON FOR TWO YEARS ABOUT HOW AMAZING IT IS AND HOW IT'S PROBABLY THEIR FAVORITE MOVIE IN THE UNIVERSE AND HOW MUCH YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE IT AND YOU'RE BOTH SUPER EXCITED AND YOU GET ALL READY AND SIT DOWN WITH SNACKS AND BLANKETS AND THEN YOU SPEND TWO AND A HALF HOURS WATCHING THIS MOVIE AND THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE DYING INSIDE BECAUSE IT IS SO. TERRIBLE. BUT THE WHOLE TIME THEY ARE SITTING NEXT TO YOU OBSERVING YOU AS YOU WATCH AND ANTICIPATING YOUR REACTIONS TO PARTS AND SAYING THINGS LIKE, "OHMYGEEZZ THIS IS THE. BEST. PART. THIS IS SO FUNNY. YOU'RE GOING TO LOVE THIS PART." AND THEN WHEN IT'S OVER AND YOU ARE LIKE WOW. WOW. THAT WAS HORRIBLE. WOW. AND THEY ARE LIKE SUPER EXCITED TO TALK WITH YOU ABOUT THIS TERRIBLE MOVIE FOR ANOTHER TWO YEARS AND YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY GOING TO CRUSH THEM IF YOU TELL THEM HOW TERRIBLY AWFUL THIS MOVIE WAS SO YOU BASICALLY JUST GIGGLE ABOUT SOME PARTS AND SAY, "YEAH THAT WAS FUNNY." AND THEN YOU DO IT AND GO TO BED.
No, really though. I don't know what love is.
No, really though. I don't know what love is.