Harry Potter

[undeadprincess]

KYAA
Dear Lucius,
Do not make me go Yoda on your ass.
With Love,
Dobby teh Houseelf.

ME
Dear Dobby,
Don't make me go Legolas on your ass.
Shut up,
Lord Lucius
PS:
Go get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie

KYAA
Dear "Lord",
Make your own damn pie, you girly looking piece of naff.
With the Utmost of Regards,
Dobby "No Wand Needed" teh HouseElf
PS. Legolas asked me to get you to return his hair.

ME
Dear Dobby,
AVADA KEDAVERA!

i win