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[undead_oni]

WOOT! Its my Birthday time!
*DANCE*
I really have to wake up earlier.
*Yawn*

Comments

[missdemeanor]

tell us who _murm_ is or me and bombur won't talk to you anymore!!

[_murm_]

I pity those who don't know Murm.

[missdemeanor]

i know this is you, colin!

you wouldn't teach me how to transmogrify, now you're trying to drive me crazy under your new animal-morph. i know that's you underneath that cute, fuzzy face.

me and bombur were already talking about eating you last night!

[undead_oni]

you will have to eat me alive if you do. Once life escapes me I turn to ash. Plus I don't think dead flesh would really tast good. But I do welcome you to try. But I migh bit back! *Zombis moan*

[missdemeanor]

then i'll have to eat really quickly.

or maybe i'll just let you eat me. that way, i'll turn into a zombie, too, and we'll be able to walk the earth together forever!

[undead_oni]

that would be sweet! Then we can spread my zombie germ EVERYWHERE!

[missdemeanor]

let's spread your zombie SPERM!

[annanavi]

you're wrong, murm DOES talk and type, I was there. Once. It was in August. Is Bombur around here anywhere?

[missdemeanor]

ya, i sent you an email right before you signed up. she's elsbit.

[annanavi]

Cool, thanks. Which email address did you send it to?

~navi~

[missdemeanor]

no because she doesn't want to see your ugly mug

NO ONE wants to talk to you!

[annanavi]

Except YOU apparently. And everyone else who talks to me.

[missdemeanor]

i'm only talking you because i can't get over how UGLY you are!