Why Parent's Drink
Got this in an email today from a friend, It's so funny i had to share it with everyone else.
It's all a matter of perspective...
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished
to see that his
Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw envelope,
Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to Elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she
is so
nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because
of
all her piercing,
Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that
she is much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's
pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
Of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really Hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
The other people that live nearby for cocaine
and
ecstasy.
In the meantime we
Will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Stacy
can get better.
She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take
care
of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things
in life than a report card
That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.
It's all a matter of perspective...
Why Parents Drink
A father passing by his son's bedroom was
astonished
to see that his
Bed was nicely made and everything was picked up.
Then he saw envelope,
Propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to "Dad."
With the Worst premonition he opened the envelope with
trembling hands and read the letter.
Dear Dad:
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you.
I had to Elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with
Mom and you. I have been finding real passion with Stacy and she
is so
nice.
But I knew you would not approve of her because
of
all her piercing,
Tattoos, tight motorcycle clothes and the fact
that
she is much older than
I am. But it's not only the passion...Dad she's
pregnant.
Stacy said that we will be very happy.
She owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack
Of firewood for the whole winter.
We share a dream of having many more children.
Stacy has opened my eyes to the fact that marijuana doesn't really Hurt anyone.
We'll be growing it for ourselves and trading it with
The other people that live nearby for cocaine
and
ecstasy.
In the meantime we
Will pray that science will find a cure for
AIDS so Stacy
can get better.
She deserves it.
Don't worry Dad. I'm 15 and I know how to take
care
of myself.
Someday I'm sure that we will be back to visit so
that you can get to know your grandchildren.
Love, Your Son John
PS. Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at
Tommy's house. I Just wanted to remind you that there are worse
things
in life than a report card
That's in my center desk drawer.
I love you.
Call me when it's safe to come home.