Runaway parody (Crosby and Fleury)
Crosby:
And I always find, yeah, I always find ways to win.
I be putting up stats every day it should be a sin.
I'm so gifted at doin' what the NHL likes the most.
So I think it's time for the league to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for all my points,
Let's have a toast for all my goals,
Let's have a toast for my teammates,
Without them I wouldn't be whole.
Let's have a toast for the haters.
That'll never be greater.
Baby, I got a plan
Watch me score goals again.
Can't find flaws in the way I play the game.
I sent Ovechkin a picture of my stats.
I don't know what it is with Stamkos.
But I don't want to share trophy's with rats.
See, I could have me a good game.
And still be thanking all my teammates.
And I just give them all the credit.
And let you know that's who we should celebrate.
And I always find, yeah, I always find ways to win.
I be putting up stats every day it should be a sin.
I'm so gifted at doin' what the NHL likes the most.
So I think it's time for the league to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for all my points,
Let's have a toast for all my goals,
Let's have a toast for my teammates,
Without them I wouldn't be whole.
Let's have a toast for the haters.
That'll never be greater.
Baby, I got a plan
Watch me score goals again.
Fleury:
24/7, 365, saving stays on my mind.
I-I-I-I saved it, all right, all right, I blocked it.
Now pick your next move, you could shoot or choke on it.
Marc-Andre Fleury with that motherfucking poke-check.
Shoot and go where? Back to center ice, hah
Center ice, Consol, refresh the ice.
Let's face off the puck, referee, puck on ice.
Forwards like threats wanna score in your pretty net.
You can't blame 'em, but they ain't never gonna see me sweat.
Every post, every block, every defense.
Comes with a cheer, baby, intense.
You should leave if you can't handle the suspense.
Plenty fans in the Consol Energy matrix.
Emotions set, the coach is fearless.
I'm just young, rich, and flawless.
MAF!
Crosby:
I was never much of a showboat.
I could never take the douchebaggery.
But I can still do more damage.
Plus the the fans love it when I scream.
I guess Ovie has an advantage.
I'd rather win cups over having personality.
And I don't know he'll manage.
If one day Cap fans don't want him on their team.
And I always find, yeah, I always find ways to win.
I be putting up stats every day it should be a sin.
I'm so gifted at doin' what the NHL likes the most.
So I think it's time for the league to have a toast.
Let's have a toast for all my points,
Let's have a toast for all my goals,
Let's have a toast for my teammates,
Without them I wouldn't be whole.
Let's have a toast for the haters.
That'll never be greater.
Baby, I got a plan
Watch me score goals again.