Voicemail

Feb 08, 2033 12:30

Greetings. As I'm sure you've figured out already, you have reached the voicemail of Jade Curtiss, Third Division, Malkuth Imperial Forces. If you absolutely must, then please leave a message after the beep.

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IC | voicemail; I promised to spam this and I'm going to ♥~ invisibleeffect August 9 2011, 07:01:56 UTC
Just checking in to see how you're doing. I still don't know how healthy living in the morgue is, just as an f.y.i. Anyway, I'm sure I'll talk with you later.

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Let us endeavour to make this the largest voicemail entry ever ♥~ uncute_one August 9 2011, 07:06:51 UTC
Strangely, the morgue has no bodies, so I'm not quite sure why it's called a morgue. It's quite a pity. I had been hoping for bodies to experiment on when I moved in. ♥

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it'll be the largest and best ever ♥♥~ invisibleeffect August 9 2011, 07:25:18 UTC
I would consider that a good thing, but I'm sure you can see where I'm coming from for such a point of view.

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speaking of which Jade may one day start spamming you but he's too lazy ♥♥♥~ uncute_one August 9 2011, 07:30:49 UTC
Unfortunately, no, since the question of what happened to the bodies is rather troubling. I'd hate for there to be another graverobber around aside from myself~

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typical. it's okay, though. He still likes you anyway, Jade ♥♥♥♥~ invisibleeffect August 9 2011, 07:36:26 UTC
...wait. I wasn't aware... Has anyone even died lately? [Dammit Jade. Don't make him have to supervise you at night now, too.]

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Would you like him more with or without the spam? ♥♥♥♥♥~ uncute_one August 9 2011, 16:18:34 UTC
No, which is exactly why I'm so concerned. I know I personally killed quite a few of the possessed citizens before I was...incapacitated. So where are their bodies now? Did they come back to life like we can? Is there another morgue somewhere, stealing all my business? [You're welcome to come here for a sleepover. No promises that Jade will let you sleep/watch him peacefully though. August is close enough to Halloween, right?]

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depends upon what the spam was.... ♥♥♥♥♥♥~ invisibleeffect August 10 2011, 08:37:21 UTC
[That is a bit concerning. You know what this means, right? ADVENTURE TIME!] It sounds like we're going to have to do a bit of investigating, I suppose. [For Jade, March is probably close enough to Halloween. And even so, I'm taking you up on that offer for a sleepover. I'm bringing mace, though.]

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