There is a spider that lives in the window sill of my girlfriends bathrooom.
Last night I went to the bathroom and the spider spoke to me.
"I said no, I am not going to kill you. But I am not the master of this house."
This morning I went into the bathroom.
"Have you come to kill me?" The spider said.
"I am not the master of the house." I replied.
"You see and hear me." The spider said.
"Yes, you are a small spider, I could crush you with a pinch, but I am not here to kill you. Stay in the corner and eat the bugs." I replied.
I then told
qos about the spider and she looked at me funny.
But I figured I would write the conversation here, I have lots of these conversations with spirits and this was a simple enough one.