Comments | uncookednoodle: (без темы)

uncookednoodle

(Untitled)

Sep 04, 2006 01:13

I'm...alive.

I woke up at Godric's Hollow under a big tree like I was just sleeping there, had a big yawn, stood up, stretched and here I am.
It's really uh...alivey! I ate an apple and it tasted like APPLES! The grass felt like GRASS! The nudity felt like...well. I was starkers under that tree. But after standing up and testing the new and ( Read more... )

Leave a comment

Next

Back to all threads

bite_fetish September 4 2006, 06:05:32 UTC

Being Undead is also enjoyable.

uncookednoodle September 4 2006, 07:16:08 UTC

Not when you were killed by a curse in front of your wife and child and would've lived to raise your son.

Who're you then?

bite_fetish September 4 2006, 07:20:53 UTC

I am the vampire Lestat.

uncookednoodle September 4 2006, 07:22:25 UTC

...Vampire? Y'know. I'm sort of duty-bound to kill you as an Auror.

bite_fetish September 4 2006, 07:24:31 UTC

I would rather you didn't.

stfupotter September 4 2006, 07:25:51 UTC

I'D RATHER HE DID.

bite_fetish September 4 2006, 07:30:51 UTC

Yes, well, that is you.

stfupotter September 4 2006, 07:36:24 UTC

It is fairly easy to name two others who would rather have you killed.

One of which is Potter -- supposedly, this man's son, although I sincerely doubt that he is actually the real Potter Sr.

bite_fetish September 4 2006, 07:42:02 UTC

I can not see why though.

stfupotter September 4 2006, 07:44:07 UTC

You clearly must be an idiot, then.

livingparanoia September 4 2006, 07:46:17 UTC

YEH DON' THINK HE'S THE REAL POTTER THEN, EITHER?

INSIDE INFORMATION THERE, MALFOY JR.?

stfupotter September 4 2006, 07:52:13 UTC

Unless he is an Inferi or a ghost, it is impossible for him to be here at this moment. I'm quite sure that the Dark Lord isn't in a -- condition, shall I say, to turn Potter's father into an Inferi at the moment.

livingparanoia September 4 2006, 08:03:31 UTC

PEOPLE COME BACK AS GHOSTS, MALFOY JR. THERE WAS NO WAY FER YEH TO REALIZE HE WASN' REAL IF YEH DIDN' HAVE INSIDE INFORMATION.

WHAT ARE YEH LOT PLANNIN'? OUT WITH IT. I'LL FIND OUT YET AND THEN YEH'LL BE SORRY, YEH BLOODY GIT.

stfupotter September 4 2006, 08:06:00 UTC

CAN'T YOU READ, YOU PILLOCK? FAKE-POTTER CLEARLY STATED ABOVE THAT HE IS NOT TRANSPARENT.

livingparanoia September 4 2006, 17:55:26 UTC

I WASN' SAYIN' HE WAS A BLOODY GHOST, YEH BLOODY SLIMEY-HAIRED GIT. I WAS SAYIN' HE COULD 'AVE BEEN ONE AND YEH WOULDN' KNOW UNTIL HE TOLD YEH AND YEH DECIDED 'E WASN' ONE BEFORE HE EVEN TOLD YEH!

THINK YEH CAN PULL ONE OVER ON ALASTOR MOODY, DO YEH? HA!

uncookednoodle September 4 2006, 07:31:32 UTC

Did he get at you?

Back to all threads

Next

Leave a comment