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[uncookednoodle]

I'm...alive.

I woke up at Godric's Hollow under a big tree like I was just sleeping there, had a big yawn, stood up, stretched and here I am.
It's really uh...alivey! I ate an apple and it tasted like APPLES! The grass felt like GRASS! The nudity felt like...well. I was starkers under that tree. But after standing up and testing the new and

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[chocolatehelps]

Hullo, Prongs. Welcome back? If you stay with Pads at all, beware of the flat, as it's still...practically alive.

[uncookednoodle]

HI MOONY! Thanks! That'd help, actually. I'm going to run out of money soon. Is Hector still at his flat?

[chocolatehelps]

...Frighteningly, yes.

[uncookednoodle]

THAT'S ACE! I miss him. Maybe I can feed him biscuits again. That was fun.
...You have a mustache now?

[die_mudblood]

IT LOOKS HORRID DOESN'T IT

[uncookednoodle]

Well, I dunno about that, just a little od-HEYWAIT! YOU FUCK OFF!

[die_mudblood]

BUTBUTBUTBUTBUTBUT

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[chocolatehelps]

Is there like, a law out there that declares it a crime to have a mustache?

Not currently. But I have it in oh, half of my icons?

[uncookednoodle]

Where have you been, Moony? Even I, dead, knew of the Great Anti-Moonystache Act. Merlin. Where's the rock under which you call home?

You shaved it off? It always looked better shaved

[chocolatehelps]

One of those big ones. You know. Up in Scotland.

And Yes. Can we leave the topic of my facial hair alone now?

[uncookednoodle]

Or the Blarney stone in Ireland! That'd be a bit of a bad spot though with all the piss on it.

But it looked better shaved! Fine, fine. Your facescape is yours to control.

[slobberymongrel]

But he must remember that his facescape, should it include a Mustache, is ours to Ridicule.

The Law of Slagging Off Silly Mustache Having Mates of '77 gives us FULL power to do so, mind.

[slobberymongrel]

YES YOU CAN COME LIVE HERE YES HECTOR IS STILL HERE TOO. IVE TOLD HIM YOU'RE COMING HES ECSTATIC. HES DOING THAT LITTLE SHUFFLE BOX STEP CRUNCHCRUNCH THING HE DOES WHEN HES HAPPY

SO'M I

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[uncookednoodle]

LKJFSDKLPFJLDSLFKJDSF:LKJ! SIRIUS! I CAN?!?! YES! THIS IS SO BLOODY WICKED! I CAN'T WAIT! CAN I COME TONIGHT?! CAN WE GET A CELEBRATORY PINT??!

THIS IS GOING TO BE SO AWESOME! I'M DOING THE SHUFFLE BOX CRUNCH CRUNCH MOMBO TOO!