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[uncookednoodle]

I'm...alive.

I woke up at Godric's Hollow under a big tree like I was just sleeping there, had a big yawn, stood up, stretched and here I am.
It's really uh...alivey! I ate an apple and it tasted like APPLES! The grass felt like GRASS! The nudity felt like...well. I was starkers under that tree. But after standing up and testing the new and

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[die_mudblood]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOU LOOK LIKE HARRYMYPRECIOUSONE BUT YOUR EYES ARE UGLIER

[uncookednoodle]

...Voldemort?

FUCK THE EYES, YOU TOSSER, YOU KILLED ME, MY WIFE AND TRIED TO KILL MY SON!

"HARRYMYPRECIOUSONE"?!?!

[die_mudblood]

I LIKE WAFFLES ^_________^

He is. HIS EYES ARE GREEEEEEN LIKE FROGGIES

[uncookednoodle]

YOU FUCKING KILLED ME! AND NOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WAFFLES?

HARRY IS NOTHING OF YOURS! HE'S MY SON! YOU STAY AWAY FROM HIM!

[die_mudblood]

Don't... don't you like them? ;_;

BUT THE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEeeEYES

[uncookednoodle]

I guess I do, but...do you even remember killing me? Have you completely CRACKED?

[die_mudblood]

IIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. remember WAFFLES? ::hopeful look::

[uncookednoodle]

Right. Cracked. Sure, I do, I remember the waffles.
...Is that a puppy in your icon??

[die_mudblood]

IT IS A PUPPY OF LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE