.dream.
I was at a beach party at a lake. It was a company/family party, but on the right side of the lake, on a separate dock, What Wishes Can't Mend was playing. Hobbit, Sharkie, and that whole group showed up as a result. Being a beach party, everyone was swimming. As I go to dive gracefully into the water, my sister Melissa grabs my swimsuit bottom from the back and as a result I'm dangling from my underpants, front half underwater and my bum exposed outside of the water for everyone to laugh at. I'm kicking trying to loosen her grip but she doesn't relent for a good minute or so, long enough for everyone on the beach to see, including my friends. I get out of the water furious! I ran after her, grabbing a large knife out of my mom's hand as I ran past. She grabs a knife too and I catch up to her inside a big house much like my aunt's in Pinecrest. We have a kitchen knife fight for a little while while I yell about how fucked up and embarrassing that was and she yells back about how it was funny and I need to grow up and my friends probably thought my butt was cute anyway. That is not the point. So, just to turn things around on her, I grab her and pull her top down, holding her in front of me. She acts like she couldn't care less about being exposed, trying to make some sort of point. I walked around the entire party and beach to make sure everyone got a good view of my sister's tits. Everyone sees and most of the boys (particularly teenagers) are going nuts like "omg boooobzz!!1" By the time I am done making my rounds, she is clearly embarrassed by the attention and I am satisfied and I win.
Weird.
Weird.