Future Schlock, or I Want My Flying Car!

Dec 31, 2010 13:24

I logged my hours watching "the Jestsons" as a child, and things have not turned out as I expected. I want a flying car and a neurotic robot housemaid.

Instead, I got Roomba, the idiot child of an unholy union between R2-D2 and a filter feeding trilobite; and a herd of children wearing some kind of visors or headbands encrusted with flashing LEDs, scampering around a dank subway station like some kind of post-tribal extras from the set of "Blade Runner".

On the other hand, the internet is kinda cool, and I don't think the Jetsons had ANYTHING like that.

humor, bitching

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