hey baby.....
- Are you a parking ticket- You've got fine written all over you.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Do you have any raisins - no? - Then how about a date?
- Do you eat alot of lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious.
- So are you going to give me your phone number, or will i have to stalk you?
- Excuse me i think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, Its just a sparkle.
- Hey wanna go halfers on a baby?
- The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- If i could be anything i'd be your bathwater.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonals, you'd be named McGorgeous.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
- Your so beautiful, i'd marry your brother just to get into the family.
- your daddy must be have been retarded because you are special.
Classiest pick up lines ever. Today, i sat at work (on my day off and read the rest of harry potter sitting on a pickle bucket) Now, I write down cheesey quotes me and heather are finding on the internet. I've got one more day off.... swimming tomorrow. I hope my hairdye doesnt leak into the pool.
So what do you do for a living? - Female impersonater!
Have we met before? Yes, im the receptionist at the vanirial disease center.
Do you believe in love in first site or should i just walk by again? ... Yeah but.. this time dont stop this time.
You look like a dream? Yeah then go back to sleep.
oh okay.. no more.
- If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.
- Do you have any raisins - no? - Then how about a date?
- Do you eat alot of lucky charms? Because you look magically delicious.
- So are you going to give me your phone number, or will i have to stalk you?
- Excuse me i think you have something in your eye. Oh wait, Its just a sparkle.
- Hey wanna go halfers on a baby?
- The voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.
- If i could be anything i'd be your bathwater.
- If you were a new hamburger at McDonals, you'd be named McGorgeous.
- My love for you is like diarrhea, I cant hold it in.
- Your so beautiful, i'd marry your brother just to get into the family.
- your daddy must be have been retarded because you are special.
Classiest pick up lines ever. Today, i sat at work (on my day off and read the rest of harry potter sitting on a pickle bucket) Now, I write down cheesey quotes me and heather are finding on the internet. I've got one more day off.... swimming tomorrow. I hope my hairdye doesnt leak into the pool.
So what do you do for a living? - Female impersonater!
Have we met before? Yes, im the receptionist at the vanirial disease center.
Do you believe in love in first site or should i just walk by again? ... Yeah but.. this time dont stop this time.
You look like a dream? Yeah then go back to sleep.
oh okay.. no more.