Dear Calendar Program,

[unclesiko]

You're fired! I told you to remind me of the date at 6am, NOT 8am. I've already left for work by then. I know aquila_dominus has a birthday on the 2nd of October. I have you to remind me that TODAY is that day. You know perfectly well without reminding I don't know a day's date until I get to work and have to write it down on something. Then it's too late to get ahead of the curve and look like I care more than anyone else. So here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to find the disc you originally came to me on. I'm going to show you this disc. And then with you watching I'm going to feed it to The Shredder. And once I'm sure the signifigance of this has sunk in, I'm going to uninstall you in full view of everything else on the computer. I hope you're happy you've forced me to this.

Sincerly,
Me

ps. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! aquila_dominus. I hope today is a good one.