See I was Extra Good!

[unclesado]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.

In September, I exposed orgemarco to soul-rending horrors (250 points). Last week, I rescued legion600 from being sacrificed (-200 points). In February, I sacrificed dekeboy to Cthulhu (500 points). In August, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In January, I fed legion600 to a Shoggoth (250 points). In November, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points).

In short, I have been very good (750 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.

Your humble and obedient servant,
Unclesado

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