well what's 2 years in the grand scheme of things ?

[unclemelissa]

The reason for my agonizing shame and embarassment:

There is a folder sitting on my desktop. In this folder I keep a single picture of each person I have slept with.

the folder is titled " the history of ice fishing and how it relates to your mother" .
It's cryptic.

The reason for my dibilitating depression:I am 20

Comments

[dalbino83]

Any 40 year old man? Or a particular 40 year old man?

[unclemelissa]

why ? do you have some way of contacting patrick dempsy?

[dalbino83]

Don't you mean Jimbo Scott?

I heard he died of ebola.

[unclemelissa]

god that was twelve years ago ... he's come back to life by now

.....:::sigh:::: honestly