Most of these are true...

[unclemeaty]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about UncleMeat!

1. It took UncleMeat 22 years to build the Taj Mahal!
2. Marie Antoinette never said 'let them eat cake' - this is a mistranslation of 'let them eat UncleMeat'!
3. You should always open UncleMeat at least an hour before drinking him!
4. UncleMeat has enough fat to produce 32 bars of soap!
5. UncleMeat can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant.
6. UncleMeat has little need for water and is capable of going for months without drinking at all.
7. If the Sun were the size of a beach ball then Jupiter would be the size of a golf ball and UncleMeat would be as small as a pea!
8. The liquid inside UncleMeat can be used as a substitute for blood plasma!
9. Finding UncleMeat on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.
10. Plato believed that the souls of melancholy people would be reincarnated into UncleMeat.