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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In June I ruled Iran as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I broke beebeeoko's X-Box (-12 points). In April I helped _chisus hide a body (-173 points). Last Sunday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last week I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points).
Overall, I've been nice (458 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
UncleMeaty