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Congratualtions on your new haircut Erin G. You know, there are two appiontment based activities that make me queasy. One is visiting the dentist, for so many made-for-TV Lifetime original horror story reasons, and the other is getting my hair cut. I think I dont like it because it's just awkward all around. How can you tell someone that they arent doing what you asked when they have a pair of sharp scissors, stab-ready, near your ears and eyes?
Today I went bowling. Yep. I am a fairly happy person, but it seems like all I can really discuss is what I hate. So after I finish talking about how much I hate bowling, Im going to think about, and reflect upon, something that makes me terribly happy. Well I think I need to start ligting weights becuase my arm is literally sore from hurling a 6 pound ball. 6 was the lightest. Im a little depressed about that. I refuse to join a gym this summer though. Ive wasted too much gas last summer driving to the gym, parking, walking inside, changing, going out to a machine running for like 2.5 seconds and then telling myself that 2.5 seconds is better than 0 seconds and then leaving.
Speaking of leaving I thought of something that I truely enjoy. It is my drive home from work. My God, I love it. Yep that's the thing that makes me happy. I mean, work is over and I have like a 40 minute ride home which is myyyyy time. I love sunglasses so if the ride home is sunny and I get to wear my boys, then all the better.
I have this pair of sunglasses that make me feel like some sort of freaky astronaut. So sometimes on the ride home I'll wear em, pop in a little George Clinton, and pretend Im making some sort of futuristic delivery to another planet. Usually I just deliver singing telegrams or a box of hot DVDs but either way, in my head, its to another planet in a distant galaxy. Im the only one who can make the trip becuae I have the power to create these orbs of fire with my mind that are expelled from my body when I yawn. Sure, you might be saying, so what its just fire, but if anyone looks into the fire, it unlocks my ability to alter their DNA so that their babies, supposing that one day they reproduce, will be half me. and you know what that means right, one day The entire planet will be jussst me. Thats assuming that I have to unleash this mystical power. Im a pretty peaceful person so unless you piss me off im going to use my powers for good, only. Goodnight
Today I went bowling. Yep. I am a fairly happy person, but it seems like all I can really discuss is what I hate. So after I finish talking about how much I hate bowling, Im going to think about, and reflect upon, something that makes me terribly happy. Well I think I need to start ligting weights becuase my arm is literally sore from hurling a 6 pound ball. 6 was the lightest. Im a little depressed about that. I refuse to join a gym this summer though. Ive wasted too much gas last summer driving to the gym, parking, walking inside, changing, going out to a machine running for like 2.5 seconds and then telling myself that 2.5 seconds is better than 0 seconds and then leaving.
Speaking of leaving I thought of something that I truely enjoy. It is my drive home from work. My God, I love it. Yep that's the thing that makes me happy. I mean, work is over and I have like a 40 minute ride home which is myyyyy time. I love sunglasses so if the ride home is sunny and I get to wear my boys, then all the better.
I have this pair of sunglasses that make me feel like some sort of freaky astronaut. So sometimes on the ride home I'll wear em, pop in a little George Clinton, and pretend Im making some sort of futuristic delivery to another planet. Usually I just deliver singing telegrams or a box of hot DVDs but either way, in my head, its to another planet in a distant galaxy. Im the only one who can make the trip becuae I have the power to create these orbs of fire with my mind that are expelled from my body when I yawn. Sure, you might be saying, so what its just fire, but if anyone looks into the fire, it unlocks my ability to alter their DNA so that their babies, supposing that one day they reproduce, will be half me. and you know what that means right, one day The entire planet will be jussst me. Thats assuming that I have to unleash this mystical power. Im a pretty peaceful person so unless you piss me off im going to use my powers for good, only. Goodnight