Things I have Learned in Life as of yesterday and today.

[unclejesse16]

1.Toothpicks make you look cool
2."Starky" is a kick-ass nickname
3.Angel says anal way too much.
4.No matter what, you can't beat a black man at a music game.
5.God is the ultimate Cock blocker
6.Asprin Doesn't really work on dogs.
7.Jungle 2 Jungle is the Greatest movie of all time.
8.Dio really does rock, seriously.
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Comments

[silentninja17]

how the fuck do you know aspirin dosnt work on dogs? the fucking vet told us to do that jack ass