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[unclegravity]

There are 15 45 year old women in my house and I am drunk. The scary part is that most of them are my old middle school teachers.

"Hi, Mrs. "Blah blah blah", I am feeling goooood."

I recommend stealing daiquiris and champagne whenever your mother has friends over. Yeah.

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[_helpmerhonda_]

daquiris are delicious. but champagne? eh..when u have that many old teachers around, what else can u do. haha.

[unclegravity]

Mmm, the daiquiris were good. Either my tolerance has gone way down since re-entering America or my mother took advantage of the Costco-sized rum we have.