MyUncleFungus (12:32:12 AM): i titled it 'the valley of the chode'
valley of the chode, you ask? well wonder no more!
KickIt989 (11:11:45 PM): yonder!
KickIt989 (11:11:49 PM): ------------------>
MyUncleFungus (11:11:56 PM): acrosss those hills
MyUncleFungus (11:11:58 PM): too the right
MyUncleFungus (11:12:00 PM): and down a longroad
MyUncleFungus (11:12:03 PM): called penis
KickIt989 (11:12:04 PM): and through the valley
KickIt989 (11:12:05 PM): HAHAHA
KickIt989 (11:12:09 PM): PENIS ROAD
KickIt989 (11:12:21 PM): i live on a place called penis road..
KickIt989 (11:12:44 PM): choad choad choad, choad choad choad choad
MyUncleFungus (11:12:48 PM): hahahahaha
MyUncleFungus (11:13:23 PM): on penis road, where nobody knows, its so long (it hangs down to your toes)
MyUncleFungus (11:13:25 PM): choad choad choad?
MyUncleFungus (11:13:31 PM): penis road
KickIt989 (11:14:00 PM): LMAO HAHAHHAHAH
MyUncleFungus (11:14:07 PM): we should songwrite haha
KickIt989 (11:14:15 PM): MOST DEFINITELY
KickIt989 (11:14:19 PM): i start, you rhyme
KickIt989 (11:14:20 PM): ok!
MyUncleFungus (11:14:25 PM): ...go
KickIt989 (11:14:48 PM): john lives in the valley of the choad
MyUncleFungus (11:15:07 PM): on a far off place called penis road
KickIt989 (11:15:29 PM): and while he sits and fondles his load
MyUncleFungus (11:16:57 PM): he spies a fair maiden in a bra she'd sewed
KickIt989 (11:19:16 PM): well john gets hard and whoops a "whoop!"
MyUncleFungus (11:20:46 PM): he makes some home made creamy "soup"
MyUncleFungus (11:20:52 PM): (if you get the metaphor)
KickIt989 (11:20:57 PM): HAHAHAHAH
KickIt989 (11:21:07 PM): THAT WAS SO GREAT
MyUncleFungus (11:21:13 PM): haha keep going!
MyUncleFungus (11:21:17 PM): (i spelled that gowing at first)
KickIt989 (11:21:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats like one time lindsay forgot how to spell "who"
KickIt989 (11:21:38 PM): but in any case!
MyUncleFungus (11:21:40 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:21:46 PM): hence forth
KickIt989 (11:23:01 PM): the soup splattered upon the stoop
MyUncleFungus (11:24:11 PM): and poor john fainted in front of the group
KickIt989 (11:25:06 PM): the maiden who adorned the bra..
MyUncleFungus (11:26:08 PM): john touched her body and she didnt withdraw
KickIt989 (11:27:27 PM): a long hardened penis was the last thing she saw
MyUncleFungus (11:27:45 PM): and her last heard word was a loud 'yee-haw!'
KickIt989 (11:28:12 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MyUncleFungus (11:28:17 PM): lol
KickIt989 (11:29:01 PM): reproduction - such is a miraculous thing..
MyUncleFungus (11:29:54 PM): i swear it doesnt hurt, just a bad bee sting!
KickIt989 (11:30:49 PM): out and in went the long hardened thing!
MyUncleFungus (11:31:39 PM): kling-e-ling-e-ling, baby, kling-e-ling ling
KickIt989 (11:31:53 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KickIt989 (11:32:06 PM): ok. the poem can get no better than that
MyUncleFungus (11:32:11 PM): hhahaha yours was funny but i didnt want to comment until the verse was done lol
MyUncleFungus (11:32:25 PM): can we PLEASE keep going
KickIt989 (11:32:34 PM): hahahahhah OK!!
KickIt989 (11:32:37 PM): im saving this
MyUncleFungus (11:32:44 PM): lol definetly
KickIt989 (11:33:08 PM): and so they were moaning those groans of delight
MyUncleFungus (11:34:02 PM): and the couple bore child by the end of the night
KickIt989 (11:34:26 PM): hahah that was quick
KickIt989 (11:34:29 PM): oh sorry.. ok
MyUncleFungus (11:34:31 PM): lol
MyUncleFungus (11:34:32 PM): its okay
KickIt989 (11:36:06 PM): the little boy squeeled in panic and.. fright!
MyUncleFungus (11:36:53 PM): dont listen when they say that pedefelia is right!
KickIt989 (11:37:55 PM): HAHAHHAHAHA
MyUncleFungus (11:38:05 PM): lol
MyUncleFungus (11:38:12 PM): do u want me to start so u can have the punch line?
KickIt989 (11:38:37 PM): ok im ready!
KickIt989 (11:38:40 PM): ...go!
MyUncleFungus (11:38:41 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:39:12 PM): so the couple faced prison for a month and a day
KickIt989 (11:40:37 PM): poor john could not keep cell-mate bubba at bay
MyUncleFungus (11:40:56 PM): (that was good)
KickIt989 (11:41:06 PM): (HAH thank you!)
MyUncleFungus (11:41:08 PM): and bubba got frisky, much to johns dismay
KickIt989 (11:41:21 PM): (HAH!)
MyUncleFungus (11:41:24 PM): lol
KickIt989 (11:44:04 PM): but after some time, john enjoyed the gay play..
MyUncleFungus (11:44:12 PM): wow!
MyUncleFungus (11:44:13 PM): haha
MyUncleFungus (11:44:17 PM): unexpected twist
KickIt989 (11:44:18 PM): HAH revelation!
KickIt989 (11:44:19 PM): oooo
KickIt989 (11:44:26 PM): go go! i want to find out waht happens
MyUncleFungus (11:44:28 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:44:43 PM): so john's wife got jealous of bubba's sweet charm
KickIt989 (11:47:40 PM): so the guard sent poor bubba to work on a farm
MyUncleFungus (11:47:46 PM): haha
KickIt989 (11:47:48 PM): no wait i dont like that one
MyUncleFungus (11:47:53 PM): you want a redo?
KickIt989 (11:47:58 PM): yes please!
MyUncleFungus (11:48:01 PM): okay, granted:
MyUncleFungus (11:48:02 PM): go
KickIt989 (11:49:13 PM): and so next they were at it, she sounds the alarm!
KickIt989 (11:49:30 PM): (pick which one you like)
MyUncleFungus (11:49:35 PM): the second
MyUncleFungus (11:49:39 PM): and her army came forth and cut off bubba's arm!
KickIt989 (11:50:53 PM): (HAHA SHE HAS AN ARMY!)
MyUncleFungus (11:51:04 PM): (her girls lol)
KickIt989 (11:52:53 PM): so bubba bled red - and shed tears in alarm!
KickIt989 (11:53:28 PM): (ooo poor bubba)
MyUncleFungus (11:53:33 PM): (ahh!)
MyUncleFungus (11:53:40 PM): you said alarm twice
MyUncleFungus (11:53:40 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:53:44 PM): we'll keep going anyway
KickIt989 (11:53:45 PM): oh shit really?
KickIt989 (11:53:49 PM): noo bad bad
KickIt989 (11:53:58 PM): redo!
MyUncleFungus (11:54:03 PM): haha ok
MyUncleFungus (11:54:15 PM): u can still use farm
MyUncleFungus (11:54:19 PM): or ..something else
MyUncleFungus (11:54:29 PM): disarm
KickIt989 (11:54:44 PM): ooo! good one
KickIt989 (11:55:12 PM): and he shouted aloud for the troops to disarm!
MyUncleFungus (11:55:56 PM): well disarm they did, and he only had one
KickIt989 (11:56:09 PM): (HA good play on words!)
MyUncleFungus (11:56:15 PM): (haha thanks)
KickIt989 (11:58:20 PM): poor bubba was crippled, and thus he was shunned
KickIt989 (11:58:27 PM): (kind of rhymes with one)
MyUncleFungus (11:58:36 PM): (haha)
MyUncleFungus (11:58:52 PM): so bubba decided this was no longer fun
KickIt989 (12:00:16 AM): and barrel met temple (yes, that of a gun)
KickIt989 (12:00:22 AM): (morbid)
MyUncleFungus (12:00:25 AM): (HAHAHAHAHA!)
MyUncleFungus (12:00:31 AM): that was really good
KickIt989 (12:00:39 AM): we are amazing!
MyUncleFungus (12:00:41 AM): as john layed still, his maiden wept in fear
MyUncleFungus (12:00:49 AM): (this is getting very suspenseful!)
KickIt989 (12:01:23 AM): and he said, "there is something i must tell you, dear!"
KickIt989 (12:01:29 AM): (i know! ahh!)
MyUncleFungus (12:03:05 AM): He asked her to slowly unhook her brassiere
KickIt989 (12:04:33 AM): and she did.. not a bump in his pants did appear :-(
KickIt989 (12:09:00 AM): in lust and frustration, she let out a *scream*!
MyUncleFungus (12:10:08 AM): could she be awakened from this horrible dream?
KickIt989 (12:14:31 AM): yes it must be a dream, things are not as they seem!!
KickIt989 (12:14:53 AM): (I AM LOW ON CREATIVE JUICE)
MyUncleFungus (12:15:01 AM): (haha we must not diminish!)
MyUncleFungus (12:15:30 AM): But a spot of hope came in the form of cream
KickIt989 (12:15:42 AM): HAHAHHA cHYEAA!
KickIt989 (12:15:55 AM): ok you start!
MyUncleFungus (12:15:58 AM): ok
MyUncleFungus (12:16:35 AM): So the maiden, with pleasure, she beamed and she glowed
KickIt989 (12:17:48 AM): and off WENT that erotic brassiere that she'd sewed!
MyUncleFungus (12:17:56 AM): (hahaha that was amazing)
KickIt989 (12:18:12 AM): (hahhahhah woo!)
MyUncleFungus (12:19:47 AM): But with hasty arrousals, john failed to explode!
KickIt989 (12:20:40 AM): their foundation of love has begun to ERODE!
MyUncleFungus (12:21:19 AM): Well they sought thera-py but it ne'er seemed to fix
MyUncleFungus (12:21:49 AM): (that wasnt really a complete sentence, sorry)
KickIt989 (12:22:03 AM): (hah complete enough)
MyUncleFungus (12:22:08 AM): (lol)
KickIt989 (12:23:15 AM): yes it seemed whilst twas bubba, their sex was a nix
KickIt989 (12:23:29 AM): (duno if i said that right)
MyUncleFungus (12:23:36 AM): (haha good enough)
KickIt989 (12:23:44 AM): (woo1)
MyUncleFungus (12:23:57 AM): So they went their own way, and their formed their own cliques
MyUncleFungus (12:25:05 AM): (tj told me about how you told him you were from pluto and he believed you until like 4th grade)
KickIt989 (12:25:22 AM): (HAHAH is that not excellent??)
MyUncleFungus (12:25:26 AM): (thats hilarious)
KickIt989 (12:27:09 AM): and all was right in the end, while we all got our kicks
MyUncleFungus (12:27:26 AM): the end?
KickIt989 (12:27:33 AM): wow.
KickIt989 (12:27:36 AM): is all i have to say.
MyUncleFungus (12:27:37 AM): *and scene*
KickIt989 (12:27:44 AM): APPLAUSE
KickIt989 (11:11:45 PM): yonder!
KickIt989 (11:11:49 PM): ------------------>
MyUncleFungus (11:11:56 PM): acrosss those hills
MyUncleFungus (11:11:58 PM): too the right
MyUncleFungus (11:12:00 PM): and down a longroad
MyUncleFungus (11:12:03 PM): called penis
KickIt989 (11:12:04 PM): and through the valley
KickIt989 (11:12:05 PM): HAHAHA
KickIt989 (11:12:09 PM): PENIS ROAD
KickIt989 (11:12:21 PM): i live on a place called penis road..
KickIt989 (11:12:44 PM): choad choad choad, choad choad choad choad
MyUncleFungus (11:12:48 PM): hahahahaha
MyUncleFungus (11:13:23 PM): on penis road, where nobody knows, its so long (it hangs down to your toes)
MyUncleFungus (11:13:25 PM): choad choad choad?
MyUncleFungus (11:13:31 PM): penis road
KickIt989 (11:14:00 PM): LMAO HAHAHHAHAH
MyUncleFungus (11:14:07 PM): we should songwrite haha
KickIt989 (11:14:15 PM): MOST DEFINITELY
KickIt989 (11:14:19 PM): i start, you rhyme
KickIt989 (11:14:20 PM): ok!
MyUncleFungus (11:14:25 PM): ...go
KickIt989 (11:14:48 PM): john lives in the valley of the choad
MyUncleFungus (11:15:07 PM): on a far off place called penis road
KickIt989 (11:15:29 PM): and while he sits and fondles his load
MyUncleFungus (11:16:57 PM): he spies a fair maiden in a bra she'd sewed
KickIt989 (11:19:16 PM): well john gets hard and whoops a "whoop!"
MyUncleFungus (11:20:46 PM): he makes some home made creamy "soup"
MyUncleFungus (11:20:52 PM): (if you get the metaphor)
KickIt989 (11:20:57 PM): HAHAHAHAH
KickIt989 (11:21:07 PM): THAT WAS SO GREAT
MyUncleFungus (11:21:13 PM): haha keep going!
MyUncleFungus (11:21:17 PM): (i spelled that gowing at first)
KickIt989 (11:21:33 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAH thats like one time lindsay forgot how to spell "who"
KickIt989 (11:21:38 PM): but in any case!
MyUncleFungus (11:21:40 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:21:46 PM): hence forth
KickIt989 (11:23:01 PM): the soup splattered upon the stoop
MyUncleFungus (11:24:11 PM): and poor john fainted in front of the group
KickIt989 (11:25:06 PM): the maiden who adorned the bra..
MyUncleFungus (11:26:08 PM): john touched her body and she didnt withdraw
KickIt989 (11:27:27 PM): a long hardened penis was the last thing she saw
MyUncleFungus (11:27:45 PM): and her last heard word was a loud 'yee-haw!'
KickIt989 (11:28:12 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
MyUncleFungus (11:28:17 PM): lol
KickIt989 (11:29:01 PM): reproduction - such is a miraculous thing..
MyUncleFungus (11:29:54 PM): i swear it doesnt hurt, just a bad bee sting!
KickIt989 (11:30:49 PM): out and in went the long hardened thing!
MyUncleFungus (11:31:39 PM): kling-e-ling-e-ling, baby, kling-e-ling ling
KickIt989 (11:31:53 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
KickIt989 (11:32:06 PM): ok. the poem can get no better than that
MyUncleFungus (11:32:11 PM): hhahaha yours was funny but i didnt want to comment until the verse was done lol
MyUncleFungus (11:32:25 PM): can we PLEASE keep going
KickIt989 (11:32:34 PM): hahahahhah OK!!
KickIt989 (11:32:37 PM): im saving this
MyUncleFungus (11:32:44 PM): lol definetly
KickIt989 (11:33:08 PM): and so they were moaning those groans of delight
MyUncleFungus (11:34:02 PM): and the couple bore child by the end of the night
KickIt989 (11:34:26 PM): hahah that was quick
KickIt989 (11:34:29 PM): oh sorry.. ok
MyUncleFungus (11:34:31 PM): lol
MyUncleFungus (11:34:32 PM): its okay
KickIt989 (11:36:06 PM): the little boy squeeled in panic and.. fright!
MyUncleFungus (11:36:53 PM): dont listen when they say that pedefelia is right!
KickIt989 (11:37:55 PM): HAHAHHAHAHA
MyUncleFungus (11:38:05 PM): lol
MyUncleFungus (11:38:12 PM): do u want me to start so u can have the punch line?
KickIt989 (11:38:37 PM): ok im ready!
KickIt989 (11:38:40 PM): ...go!
MyUncleFungus (11:38:41 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:39:12 PM): so the couple faced prison for a month and a day
KickIt989 (11:40:37 PM): poor john could not keep cell-mate bubba at bay
MyUncleFungus (11:40:56 PM): (that was good)
KickIt989 (11:41:06 PM): (HAH thank you!)
MyUncleFungus (11:41:08 PM): and bubba got frisky, much to johns dismay
KickIt989 (11:41:21 PM): (HAH!)
MyUncleFungus (11:41:24 PM): lol
KickIt989 (11:44:04 PM): but after some time, john enjoyed the gay play..
MyUncleFungus (11:44:12 PM): wow!
MyUncleFungus (11:44:13 PM): haha
MyUncleFungus (11:44:17 PM): unexpected twist
KickIt989 (11:44:18 PM): HAH revelation!
KickIt989 (11:44:19 PM): oooo
KickIt989 (11:44:26 PM): go go! i want to find out waht happens
MyUncleFungus (11:44:28 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:44:43 PM): so john's wife got jealous of bubba's sweet charm
KickIt989 (11:47:40 PM): so the guard sent poor bubba to work on a farm
MyUncleFungus (11:47:46 PM): haha
KickIt989 (11:47:48 PM): no wait i dont like that one
MyUncleFungus (11:47:53 PM): you want a redo?
KickIt989 (11:47:58 PM): yes please!
MyUncleFungus (11:48:01 PM): okay, granted:
MyUncleFungus (11:48:02 PM): go
KickIt989 (11:49:13 PM): and so next they were at it, she sounds the alarm!
KickIt989 (11:49:30 PM): (pick which one you like)
MyUncleFungus (11:49:35 PM): the second
MyUncleFungus (11:49:39 PM): and her army came forth and cut off bubba's arm!
KickIt989 (11:50:53 PM): (HAHA SHE HAS AN ARMY!)
MyUncleFungus (11:51:04 PM): (her girls lol)
KickIt989 (11:52:53 PM): so bubba bled red - and shed tears in alarm!
KickIt989 (11:53:28 PM): (ooo poor bubba)
MyUncleFungus (11:53:33 PM): (ahh!)
MyUncleFungus (11:53:40 PM): you said alarm twice
MyUncleFungus (11:53:40 PM): okay
MyUncleFungus (11:53:44 PM): we'll keep going anyway
KickIt989 (11:53:45 PM): oh shit really?
KickIt989 (11:53:49 PM): noo bad bad
KickIt989 (11:53:58 PM): redo!
MyUncleFungus (11:54:03 PM): haha ok
MyUncleFungus (11:54:15 PM): u can still use farm
MyUncleFungus (11:54:19 PM): or ..something else
MyUncleFungus (11:54:29 PM): disarm
KickIt989 (11:54:44 PM): ooo! good one
KickIt989 (11:55:12 PM): and he shouted aloud for the troops to disarm!
MyUncleFungus (11:55:56 PM): well disarm they did, and he only had one
KickIt989 (11:56:09 PM): (HA good play on words!)
MyUncleFungus (11:56:15 PM): (haha thanks)
KickIt989 (11:58:20 PM): poor bubba was crippled, and thus he was shunned
KickIt989 (11:58:27 PM): (kind of rhymes with one)
MyUncleFungus (11:58:36 PM): (haha)
MyUncleFungus (11:58:52 PM): so bubba decided this was no longer fun
KickIt989 (12:00:16 AM): and barrel met temple (yes, that of a gun)
KickIt989 (12:00:22 AM): (morbid)
MyUncleFungus (12:00:25 AM): (HAHAHAHAHA!)
MyUncleFungus (12:00:31 AM): that was really good
KickIt989 (12:00:39 AM): we are amazing!
MyUncleFungus (12:00:41 AM): as john layed still, his maiden wept in fear
MyUncleFungus (12:00:49 AM): (this is getting very suspenseful!)
KickIt989 (12:01:23 AM): and he said, "there is something i must tell you, dear!"
KickIt989 (12:01:29 AM): (i know! ahh!)
MyUncleFungus (12:03:05 AM): He asked her to slowly unhook her brassiere
KickIt989 (12:04:33 AM): and she did.. not a bump in his pants did appear :-(
KickIt989 (12:09:00 AM): in lust and frustration, she let out a *scream*!
MyUncleFungus (12:10:08 AM): could she be awakened from this horrible dream?
KickIt989 (12:14:31 AM): yes it must be a dream, things are not as they seem!!
KickIt989 (12:14:53 AM): (I AM LOW ON CREATIVE JUICE)
MyUncleFungus (12:15:01 AM): (haha we must not diminish!)
MyUncleFungus (12:15:30 AM): But a spot of hope came in the form of cream
KickIt989 (12:15:42 AM): HAHAHHA cHYEAA!
KickIt989 (12:15:55 AM): ok you start!
MyUncleFungus (12:15:58 AM): ok
MyUncleFungus (12:16:35 AM): So the maiden, with pleasure, she beamed and she glowed
KickIt989 (12:17:48 AM): and off WENT that erotic brassiere that she'd sewed!
MyUncleFungus (12:17:56 AM): (hahaha that was amazing)
KickIt989 (12:18:12 AM): (hahhahhah woo!)
MyUncleFungus (12:19:47 AM): But with hasty arrousals, john failed to explode!
KickIt989 (12:20:40 AM): their foundation of love has begun to ERODE!
MyUncleFungus (12:21:19 AM): Well they sought thera-py but it ne'er seemed to fix
MyUncleFungus (12:21:49 AM): (that wasnt really a complete sentence, sorry)
KickIt989 (12:22:03 AM): (hah complete enough)
MyUncleFungus (12:22:08 AM): (lol)
KickIt989 (12:23:15 AM): yes it seemed whilst twas bubba, their sex was a nix
KickIt989 (12:23:29 AM): (duno if i said that right)
MyUncleFungus (12:23:36 AM): (haha good enough)
KickIt989 (12:23:44 AM): (woo1)
MyUncleFungus (12:23:57 AM): So they went their own way, and their formed their own cliques
MyUncleFungus (12:25:05 AM): (tj told me about how you told him you were from pluto and he believed you until like 4th grade)
KickIt989 (12:25:22 AM): (HAHAH is that not excellent??)
MyUncleFungus (12:25:26 AM): (thats hilarious)
KickIt989 (12:27:09 AM): and all was right in the end, while we all got our kicks
MyUncleFungus (12:27:26 AM): the end?
KickIt989 (12:27:33 AM): wow.
KickIt989 (12:27:36 AM): is all i have to say.
MyUncleFungus (12:27:37 AM): *and scene*
KickIt989 (12:27:44 AM): APPLAUSE