ym with so_hat_yi

[uncledisgusting]

just a discussion about libraries; nearly all <lj user=">'s work:

so_hat_yi
I just had an idea for a new TV show/film
it's called "The Silent Cottage"
uncleDisgusting
go on...
so_hat_yi
a group of us, maybe 20 or so
one by one file into a library in disguise
and masturbate
if you get thrown out, you change disguise
the aim would be to have all 20 in there at once and get in the papers
and blog the phenomenon
uncleDisgusting
extra points for cracking one off into different books
so_hat_yi
the end goal is to get the library a reputation for being a place to go and watch men jack off
the soundtrack would be silent movie piano music
uncleDisgusting
of you took your semen in in a syringe, then you wouldn't acrtually be guilty of masturbating in a public place
so_hat_yi
and the fapping noises
uncleDisgusting
extra points also for how many times you blow your load
so_hat_yi
ending with a black and white title card "FIN" written in dried semen
we should dig up Dali
he'd have buy in
uncleDisgusting
that only shows up under blue-light
so_hat_yi
this is why I stay away from clubs
I glow like I'm radioactive
anyway, off to the gym to see if I can get thrown out masturbating while doing aerobics
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