ym with saturdays_boy

Jan 23, 2007 18:22

maybe [nms1]: uncleDisgusting
hello sailor
saturdays_boy
hi honey
uncleDisgusting
nice tits
saturdays_boy
you too
i like the cut of your jib
uncleDisgusting
i like the twinkle of your third eye
or the twinkle of your star fish
saturdays_boy
but i do find the smell of stale tramp cum disturbing
uncleDisgusting
or your lustrous mane
saturdays_boy
neigh
whinny
i'm sailor horse
uncleDisgusting
we've all milked our fair share of tramps
saturdays_boy
i have a machine for it
uncleDisgusting
you are william-tell's jiz-rag
saturdays_boy
pastuerised cum
organic tramp
free range or barn bred
uncleDisgusting
centrifuge-o-tron
saturdays_boy
we could have a barn of tramps
foraging
uncleDisgusting
and perching on row after row of park benches
saturdays_boy
every day we'd lead them (herded by dogs) down to the milk hut
and sell shampoo with 'tramp protein'
uncleDisgusting
and put unctions on their hock-burns
and record their mutterings
saturdays_boy
we'd milk the hoch burns
to collect the juices
for smearing on cock
uncleDisgusting
supperating tramp - a delicacy
saturdays_boy
shaven on pasta
like truffle
dig out with pigs
uncleDisgusting
and sell the crusts, much the same way as pork scratchings
saturdays_boy
but without the salt
as they'd be salty with dried milked cum powder
uncleDisgusting
and we can air-dry or air-cure some so they look like davros
saturdays_boy
and sell them in borough market
legs hung up
we'd have a fat greasy kebab seller carving
uncleDisgusting
and grated sweetmeats (or savoury meats by then) for dressing
saturdays_boy
and organic style, we'd sell the fact they came from named benches.
the punters could even go and see the bench
and meet the tramps
watch the milking
uncleDisgusting
and like victoria loos, milk their own
saturdays_boy
but we would forbid masturbation
after all
we aren't crass
and that would be trampsploitation
uncleDisgusting
LOL
saturdays_boy
we'd be gentleman tramp farmers
uncleDisgusting
especially when we can let them milk the wallnut
saturdays_boy
heh
uncleDisgusting
with a claw-hammer
saturdays_boy
excellent quote from mad head tech arch today to information arch: "a beautiful point completely unencumbered by fact"
i will use that again
providing I don't say cucumbered with fat.
uncleDisgusting
excellent -
LJ, mine
saturdays_boy
'k
uncleDisgusting
i'm spent now, like i'd been down the canal for an hour
saturdays_boy
it was a bit animal like
like a good quick hard shag
only with cum and tramps
we now lay in the afterglow
uncleDisgusting
basking in the funk, warmly wrapped in the sticky overcoat of many colours
saturdays_boy
... and i'm sure we've stained the pillows with the glorious font of pleasure
like a large park fountain of civility
uncleDisgusting
from which we drink
or from a can of purple nasty of course
saturdays_boy
lol
i am going to mop my sweaty cock now and go do some work
if only there were curtains here for me to wipe myself on
uncleDisgusting
i generally carry a swatch around with me when i'm entertained by gentleman of the road, or any other of the muttering kind for that matter
that's the beauty of it - you don't have to care where it goes
saturdays_boy
:-h
uncleDisgusting
? is that you smoking a pipe?
saturdays_boy
:-h generates a waving hand on my monitor
i was trying to be polite
uncleDisgusting
ahh - toodle pip then, my old dear

tramps, ym

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