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uncleDisgustinghello sailor
saturdays_boyhi honey
uncleDisgustingnice tits
saturdays_boyyou too
i like the cut of your jib
uncleDisgustingi like the twinkle of your third eye
or the twinkle of your star fish
saturdays_boybut i do find the smell of stale tramp cum disturbing
uncleDisgustingor your lustrous mane
saturdays_boyneigh
whinny
i'm sailor horse
uncleDisgustingwe've all milked our fair share of tramps
saturdays_boyi have a machine for it
uncleDisgustingyou are william-tell's jiz-rag
saturdays_boypastuerised cum
organic tramp
free range or barn bred
uncleDisgustingcentrifuge-o-tron
saturdays_boywe could have a barn of tramps
foraging
uncleDisgustingand perching on row after row of park benches
saturdays_boyevery day we'd lead them (herded by dogs) down to the milk hut
and sell shampoo with 'tramp protein'
uncleDisgustingand put unctions on their hock-burns
and record their mutterings
saturdays_boywe'd milk the hoch burns
to collect the juices
for smearing on cock
uncleDisgustingsupperating tramp - a delicacy
saturdays_boyshaven on pasta
like truffle
dig out with pigs
uncleDisgustingand sell the crusts, much the same way as pork scratchings
saturdays_boybut without the salt
as they'd be salty with dried milked cum powder
uncleDisgustingand we can air-dry or air-cure some so they look like davros
saturdays_boyand sell them in borough market
legs hung up
we'd have a fat greasy kebab seller carving
uncleDisgustingand grated sweetmeats (or savoury meats by then) for dressing
saturdays_boyand organic style, we'd sell the fact they came from named benches.
the punters could even go and see the bench
and meet the tramps
watch the milking
uncleDisgustingand like victoria loos, milk their own
saturdays_boybut we would forbid masturbation
after all
we aren't crass
and that would be trampsploitation
uncleDisgustingLOL
saturdays_boywe'd be gentleman tramp farmers
uncleDisgustingespecially when we can let them milk the wallnut
saturdays_boyheh
uncleDisgustingwith a claw-hammer
saturdays_boyexcellent quote from mad head tech arch today to information arch: "a beautiful point completely unencumbered by fact"
i will use that again
providing I don't say cucumbered with fat.
uncleDisgustingexcellent -
LJ, mine
saturdays_boy'k
uncleDisgustingi'm spent now, like i'd been down the canal for an hour
saturdays_boyit was a bit animal like
like a good quick hard shag
only with cum and tramps
we now lay in the afterglow
uncleDisgustingbasking in the funk, warmly wrapped in the sticky overcoat of many colours
saturdays_boy... and i'm sure we've stained the pillows with the glorious font of pleasure
like a large park fountain of civility
uncleDisgustingfrom which we drink
or from a can of purple nasty of course
saturdays_boylol
i am going to mop my sweaty cock now and go do some work
if only there were curtains here for me to wipe myself on
uncleDisgustingi generally carry a swatch around with me when i'm entertained by gentleman of the road, or any other of the muttering kind for that matter
that's the beauty of it - you don't have to care where it goes
saturdays_boy:-h
uncleDisgusting? is that you smoking a pipe?
saturdays_boy:-h generates a waving hand on my monitor
i was trying to be polite
uncleDisgustingahh - toodle pip then, my old dear