Presented for your consideration...
Just in case your day isn't surreal enough: An argument in favor of Christian butt-sex.
No, really. http://www.sexinchrist.com/
The out-of-context Bible quotes are amusing. There are also links to further articles that basically argue that there is no sex act, however kinky, that can happen between a man and a woman that is out of bounds for believing Christians. Except, of course, penis-in-vagina sex outside of marriage, or any sex at all between members of the same sex.
No, really. http://www.sexinchrist.com/
The out-of-context Bible quotes are amusing. There are also links to further articles that basically argue that there is no sex act, however kinky, that can happen between a man and a woman that is out of bounds for believing Christians. Except, of course, penis-in-vagina sex outside of marriage, or any sex at all between members of the same sex.