Simon Pegg Speaks Out Against the Fast Zombie

[uncledark]

I know it is absurd to debate the rules of a reality that does not exist, but this genuinely irks me. You cannot kill a vampire with an MDF stake; werewolves can't fly; zombies do not run. It's a misconception, a bastardisation that diminishes a classic movie monster. The best phantasmagoria uses reality to render the inconceivable conceivable. The

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[dionysusdevotee]

I've seen a lot of speed zombies, does that count?

[uncledark]

Close, but not quite.

There is a short seires called "Dead Set" on British television this month, which is (accoding to the article linked above) media criticism dressed up as zombie horror. Given my love of all things zombie, I'll probably try to get ahold of it, at some point.

But, I'm having a bad depression day, so I figured I'd post something fun and geeky and see if I can get a light conversation going.

[dionysusdevotee]

You might have to grade on a curb, a Lance Armstrong zombie is probably faster than a living me, especially with a smashed toe.

[uncledark]

Possibly.

But only on a bicycle.

[dionysusdevotee]

Bicycle zombies... In spandex....

"No.... No.... No.... I lost it _before_ I died!!!"