Who Knew Wil Wheaton Was This Funny? C'mon, Hands Up, Who Knew?
Wil Wheaton writes a blog in which he reviews first-season Star Trek: The Next Generation episodes, and the reviews are hilarious. Here's the latest:
The Battle
A couple of choice paragraphs:
Picard arrives on the Bridge and talks with the Ferengi DaiMon Bok, who seems to know Picard. Picard doesn't remember him but wants to know why he requested a meeting and kept the Enterprise waiting for three days, and why in the world they chose Chicago X as their hold music, because "If you Leave Me Now" is cool once, but every 38 minutes for three days is a little much.
Bok tells Picard that Chicago is a righteous band, citing '25 or 6 to 4', but if he wants to know anything more, he'll only talk to him face to face.
The Battle
A couple of choice paragraphs:
Picard arrives on the Bridge and talks with the Ferengi DaiMon Bok, who seems to know Picard. Picard doesn't remember him but wants to know why he requested a meeting and kept the Enterprise waiting for three days, and why in the world they chose Chicago X as their hold music, because "If you Leave Me Now" is cool once, but every 38 minutes for three days is a little much.
Bok tells Picard that Chicago is a righteous band, citing '25 or 6 to 4', but if he wants to know anything more, he'll only talk to him face to face.