Dear Santa, courtesy of Phyrehawkk
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Tuesday I bought porn for master_kodiak (-10 points). In October I bought porn for phyrehawkk (10 points). Oh yeah, why is it bad to give Kodiak porn, but it's good to give Phyrehawkk porn? Now who's being naughty? Last Friday I helped more of minions see the light (8 points), What!? 8 points? Come on now. Last Thursday I helped morgaine325 hide a body (-173 points). In May I committed genocide...(-5000 points) Cuz they were stupid and they really deserved it..
Overall, I've been naughty nice (-5181 5181 points). For Christmas I deserve a toy train!
Sincerely,
Uncle Connor