Stolen from someone!

Oct 15, 2008 01:40

Go to Urban Dictionary
and type in your answer to each question in the search box, the write the FIRST definition it gives you.

1. Your name: David

A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB.
2. Your age: 20
Bag of Weed, costs $20.00 dollars and is enough to make 4 fat joints.

3. One of your friends: Sandy (winnieatepooh )

1. n, a sandy: a turd, a crap.
2. v, to sandy: to soil oneself.

4. What should you be doing: Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5. Your favorite color: Red

1) a communist
2) CCC tablet (Coricidin, OTC anti-tussive medicine)

6. Your birthplace: Hartford

Capital city of Connecticut. Abandoned after 5pm when all the insurance company workers take their daily white flight back to Farmington, Glastonbury, and Avon, where they are far less likely to get shot or carjacked. Hartford is a city so sad that it lost its one professional sports team when Whalers hockey left. A city so sad that *I* had to be the first one to define it. If it wasn't for the Wadsworth Atheneum or the insurance companies it wouldn't be on the map.

7. Last person you talked to: Mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.

8. Last thing you had to drink: Water

The 4th element required to summon Captain Planet
EARTH
FIRE
WIND
WATER
HEART

GO PLANET!

By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet!

9. Your nickname: Cha
Cha-another way to say yes

Yay for these time wasters!

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