Christmas Eve '06
So last week I was press-ganged into joining the Full Monty team down the pub.
No, I'm not not stripping....
*shudder*
My emaciated, scarred physique on public display?
Lets not go there....
Apparently the lads just need someone to write "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" on them and no-one's volunteered themselves for it. (suprise)
So Mark, my boss, sez: "Rich'll do it!"
"Oh I will, will I?"
"There's a drink in it for you...."
*shrug* *sigh* "Okay...."
So now I'm out and about on a night when all I want to do is curl in on myself and die quietly.... (Yes my mood has fallen off the world....)
*blah*
We all know I'll be fine once the "festive" period gets out of the way, really.... it's just pointless mindless venting....
Merry Christmas to my belovedloved Moron Army....
No, I'm not not stripping....
*shudder*
My emaciated, scarred physique on public display?
Lets not go there....
Apparently the lads just need someone to write "MERRY CHRISTMAS!" on them and no-one's volunteered themselves for it. (suprise)
So Mark, my boss, sez: "Rich'll do it!"
"Oh I will, will I?"
"There's a drink in it for you...."
*shrug* *sigh* "Okay...."
So now I'm out and about on a night when all I want to do is curl in on myself and die quietly.... (Yes my mood has fallen off the world....)
*blah*
We all know I'll be fine once the "festive" period gets out of the way, really.... it's just pointless mindless venting....
Merry Christmas to my belovedloved Moron Army....