baby jokes.they are very sick.....but i love them!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how fast you throw them
What is the difference between a baby and my boyfriend? I dont kiss my bF after sex.
what's the differance between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?
I don't have a cadilac in my garage.
What is worse than a semi trailer full of dead babies?
The one eating it's way out!
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
baby in a microwave.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
what's purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt
Whats more fun than spinning a baby around at 200 k/hour? Stopping it with a shovel
Whats more fun than stapling babies to walls? Ripping them off again
Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
how do you fit 50 babies into a bucket? With a blender
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
what do you get when you dislocate a babys jaw? Deepthroat
Whats the worst thing about eating bald pu$$y? Having to put the dipar back on when you're done.
What's worse than 6 dead babies hanging from 1 tree?
1 dead baby hanging from 6 trees.
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a dodge viper?
You can't have sex with a dodge viper.
What is the difference between a baby and my boyfriend? I dont kiss my bF after sex.
what's the differance between a pile of dead babies and a cadilac?
I don't have a cadilac in my garage.
What is worse than a semi trailer full of dead babies?
The one eating it's way out!
What's red, bubbly, and scratches at the window before exploding?
baby in a microwave.
What is red and is creeping up your leg?
An abortion with homesickness.
what's purple, covered in pus, and squeals? A peeled baby in a bag of salt
Whats more fun than spinning a baby around at 200 k/hour? Stopping it with a shovel
Whats more fun than stapling babies to walls? Ripping them off again
Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby next to a kid with down syndrome
how do you fit 50 babies into a bucket? With a blender
How do you get them out? Tortilla chips
what do you get when you dislocate a babys jaw? Deepthroat
Whats the worst thing about eating bald pu$$y? Having to put the dipar back on when you're done.
What's worse than 6 dead babies hanging from 1 tree?
1 dead baby hanging from 6 trees.
Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a dodge viper?
You can't have sex with a dodge viper.