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What type of Fae are you?
Hm...
This update is dedicated to everyone who bitches at me to update on the weekends.
Regardless of the fact that nothing happens.
-Saturday
Band festival. Not a whole lot to do...I played Doom on my cell phone a lot and eventually beat it with the rank "chump". Yay, what an honor. Mr. Kosi was all pissed off and got all concerned and afraid of our performance. Naturally.
Alex watched me make virtual dogs crash into explosive barrels.
I tried to sleep on the bus but Emily kept talking. Turns out she got Monster Hunter but doesn't have an online adapter. Damn.
Yeah boring fuck fuck who cares.
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THIS HOUSE SUCKS
I NEED FREEDOM
JESUS CHRIST
The highlight of my day was stealing my dad's BB gun and shooting at nothing. hoorah.
I'm not even allowed to take a walk without having either a friend, Jake, or Abby with me at ALL FUCKING TIMES.
If some pedo came up to me, I'd fucking slice his nuts off. I carry my knife with me all the time anyway. What's the big concern? I get lost or some shit? This town's too lame for crime anyway.
I need to find a survey again so this update isn't COMPLETELY pointless.
yayyy
10 random facts about me
1) I chew on myself
2) I have dreams about falling...and hitting the ground
3) Sometimes when I sleep in school, my feet kick as if I'm actually running. and I know it's happening.
4) I twitch uncontrollably.
5) I used to be morbidly obese in 5th-6th grade.
6) Eyes fascinate me.
7) I'm a fan of bloody pictures.
8) I'm friends with people I hate.
9) I used to listen to soft/light/alternative rock.
10) I want to be a surgeon.
9 ways to my heart
1) A caring heart.
2) Beautiful eyes.
3) Anti-Republican (or just anti-bush will do)
4) Funny/Random.
5) Anti-rap.
6) NOT a religious nutcase.
7) Shy or secluded.
8) Surprises.
9) Making me your #1. Always.
8 things i carry/wear every day
1) Glasses.
2) Tennis shoes.
3) Black shirt.
4) Cell phone.
5) m:robe.
6) Keys.
7) Wallet.
8) An emo's head on a pike.
7 things i hate
1) Emo/Screamo.
2) Republicans.
3) Weight hippocrits (Example: OMG YOU'RE SO FAT when said by someone who cracks the cement while walking)
4) People who TRY to be funny but end up being beligerent and annoying.
5) Liars.
6) Ass-kissers.
7) Fat chicks who think they're sexy.
8) Those dirty whores who are over anything with a penis at a party.
9) Parties.
10) Harrison Township, Michigan.
11) Emo/Poorly constructed poetry.
12) Trendy bassists.
13) People who lie and try to hide it when it's really obvious.
14) The letter X.
15) Yellow.
16) My Chemical Romance.
17) Tool.
18) SOAD.
19) The Misfits.
20) The Arrogant Sons of Bitches.
21) Slayer.
22) Fall Out Boy.
23) Rap.
24) Vegetarianism/Veganism.
25) People who claim that drugs help "ease the pain".
26) People.
27) Drugs.
28) Pain.
29) People who brag about their penis size.
30) Any form of dancing other than breakdancing. The only other dance I'd even consider is slow dancing and that's extremely hard to get me to do in the first place.
31) Burnt waffles.
32) Icons that say "bang bang boyz r sex" or some other lameshit scene quote.
33) People who say that Maddox is a communist/loser.
34) Chuck Norris jokes.
35) The regular white meat.
36) Self-image obsessors.
37) Pounds of make-up.
38) Eyeliner streaming down the face.
39) Racists.
40) People who claim that gay marriage is unfair (and are loud about it) but wouldn't be caught dead dating someone gay. Hippocritical fucks.
41) Those who think they're better than everyone else.
42) Ghetto language.
43) Camera whores (only the serious ones that take 50-90 pictures a day but claim they hate how they look)
44) Photoshop.
45) S1 Coding.
46) Stealing layouts. Hell, layouts in general.
47) People who claim to be "sent by Satan" or "sent by God" to do (insert action here).
48) ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS.
49) People who leave their dogs out to bark up a fucking storm and annoy everyone.
50) Futureless, beligerent bastards who blast bass-heavy rap music JUST SO EVERYONE ELSE ON THE ROAD GETS TO ENJOY IT.
51) Teenagers who brag about having a job.
52) People who lie about their weight, age, sexual preference, musical preference, etc.
53) Midriff shirts.
54) Those who lie about psychological disorders.
55) People who feel superior because they're in a CP class.
56) Braggers.
57) People who use big words to feel/act smarter.
58) Those who lead others on.
59) Pens that run out of ink in 5 seconds.
60) Those wonderful people who throw litter out of their window and expect someone to trail behind them and clean up all of their little messes.
61) People who can't take a joke.
62) People who never LEAVE YOU THE FUCK ALONE.
63) Those who believe that silence is unnecessary.
64) People who constantly ask "WHATS WRONG OMG".
65) People who say "Life is short".
66) Madcatz memory cards.
67) Myspace.
68) Greatestjournal.
69) Deadjournal.
70) Livejourbal. Hell...let's just say all journals besides livejournal in general. Might even want to add livejournal in there...
71) Limewire.
72) Those giant-ass cup headphones.
73) OVER PROTECTIVE MOTHERS.
74) Alcohol.
75) Cigarettes. (I'm aware that I've said "drugs" before.)
76) People who are hyper ALL THE TIME.
77) Those who claim they're never depressed. Everyone is sometime.
78) Walker: Texas Ranger.
79) Amanda Lepore.
80) Skinny Puppy.
81) American Idol.
82) Karl Rove.
83) Toothpicks.
84) People who knock down card towers.
85) PEOPLE WHO THINK THAT "YOUR MOM" IS A REAL FUCKING INSULT.
86) Self-proclaimed "Gods".
87) People who make away messages without saying where they are or even how long they're going to be gone.
88) Fur Elise.
89) Dentists.
90) 3.5 inch floppy dicks disks.
91) Andheartssemicolon.
92) Hunters.
93) Anti-rednecks.
94) Hairy armpits. Even on guys. It's disgusting.
95) The quote "The Truth is out there". It's not, okay?
96) Communism.
97) Protestors.
98) Pink.
99) Plastic Surgery.
100) Captial d's.
101) PEOPLE WHO MAKE THEIR OWN SLIPKNOT MASKS.
102) Hostel.
103) Screamers.
104) n00bs.
105) Fat fuckers who charge a lot for cotton candy (VAL)
106) People who don't know how to play chess.
107) Corded phones.
108) Privacy invaders.
109) Antivirus scans.
110) MTV.
111) MAGGOTS.
112) People who listen to "duality" and instantly think they're hardcore maggots.
113) Non-virgins who are less than 18 years old.
114) Proxify.
115) Jake Schmidt.
116) Fake boobs (OH COME ON, YOU'RE ALL THINKING IT).
117) People who claim that mild mood swings are bi-polarity
118) PEOPLE WHO NEVER UPDATE BUT BITCH AT PEOPLE WHO DON'T. VAL AGAIN
119) Goths.
120) Dating before the age of 13 or 14.
121) Spelling "chigg'n" as "chicken". IT'S WRONG THE OTHER WAY.
122) Spelling "whoa" as "woah". IT'S FUCKING WRONG. AGAIN.
123) Lonliness.
5 things i want to do before i die
1) Find someone for me. That's all I need.
4 things i'm afraid of
1) Screamers
2) IMMENSELY FAT CHICKS
3) Giant wasps
4) Republicanism/the end of the world
3 things i do every day
1) Eat
2) Sleep
3) Scratch myself
2 things i'm trying to do better
1) Confide in people (failing)
2) Obtain better grades (also failing)
1 person i want to see right now
1) Forbidden.
well wow.
I kind of overkilled the "hate" thing.
^__^
oh well...