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Lay down in the deep grass and weeds.

Mar 05, 2003 23:59

I hate when bottles grow too rapidly from being beautifully cold to sickeningly warm as a result of slow drinking, but I’m just not always into drinking so fast. Often, if I have enough cash on me, I’ll just set the half-empty warm bottle on the bar in front of me, scoot down a few seats and then hail down a different bartender to order another. ( Read more... )

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A letter that I just received, and that I'm very fucking pissed about. unburiable April 21 2003, 12:09:17 UTC

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From: John Sheen
To: Clipper Banks
Subject: since i'm banned from her journal and i can't stand to just delete this.
Date: Mon, 21 Apr 2003 09:02:41 -0400

Add incorrect to the list of your livejournal crimes. I am above anyone. In fact, I'd like to think that as creator of the original livejournal code, I have more than a little fucking perspective on this whole issue. As for my friends, do you call single-handedly masterminding the Nation of Ulysses "little?" I'll call Ian Svenonius and let him know what you said about his good friend, co-writer and producer Neil Garriscond. I'm sure all that help he provided seemed little back in 91, considering Neil lowered his rates to the level of a dischord paycheck (that hardly covered the tire bill of his Bentley). And John Hughes wouldn't be where he is today without Louis Yorba, and I don't think you even deserve any more of an explanation than that, but let's just say that Molly Ringwald would still be living in Twin Falls and thinking "what if?"

John Sheen

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Re: A letter that I just received, and that I'm very fucking pissed about. someatheiryoung April 21 2003, 17:41:28 UTC

You know what, Mr. Sheen? You're a real dick.

Starting to make me just a bit sicker than I was when you first came here. unburiable April 21 2003, 17:50:45 UTC

Tell it to Mr. Sheen, asshole. I'm not going to be nailed on your crushed velvet cross of indecency for simply relaying a message to you that somebody else paid me $34 to handle. Okay?

Re: Starting to make me just a bit sicker than I was when you first came here. someatheiryoung April 21 2003, 17:55:19 UTC

Oh, sorry. But you're a real dick, too.

This is the first and only time I say this. unburiable April 22 2003, 01:11:58 UTC

Take that back.

Re: This is the first and only time I say this. someatheiryoung April 22 2003, 09:18:54 UTC

Oh, my God! I thought you were Jeremy! I am SO sorry!

Mistaken identity can hurt just about anyone's feeling...but most especially mine. unburiable April 22 2003, 10:14:28 UTC

At first I was sort of confused about it. I e-mailed all my friends from Portland and they both told me that I was just over-reacting, but they’re just so far away that it’s hard for someone to tell exactly what is going on from such an inconclusive distance, right? It’s all so unflattering. I drove around the old neighborhood for a while, trying to get back those feelings I used to have when we were eight and everything just seemed so goddamned new all the time.

Like the time Dominic brought over that Christmas tree and it caught on fire because he fell asleep under it while his shirt was on fire. Or like when I got that really neat kite, and we got it stuck in a tree because Jeremy always thinks he’s so fucking smart, and yet he still didn’t see the events coming that anyone could have guessed at if they used their head. I never did get that kite out from the trees, although we sure did have a lot of fucking fun trying.

Jesus, Colene. I’m just really sad, you know? Things aren’t like they used to be. We’re older now. Jeremy has a kid, you have your band…but me? What have I got? Just some tattoos on my back and a pair of biceps you could crush God with. Nothin’much.

If you ever get back in town and want to jam, I own a rock club. We could get together a session during the day before the headliners come on. If you still know how to contact that kid with the headband who used to work at Ivanhoe, get him to come along, too. I hear he’s really good at slide guitar.

I feel like such an asshole. someatheiryoung April 22 2003, 14:44:56 UTC

This reminds me of that time when we all got Saturday detention. Remember when I put lipstick on with my boobs and you and Dominc cried?

Don't you forget about me! When you walk on by, will you call my name? Will you call my name?

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