Everything in a room can be broken.
For over two hours I sat on the wall on the top floor of a five story parking garage, watching vehicles file in and occasionally file out. The runways revolved, from where I sat, in a two-lane spiral down to the bustling January afternoon sidewalks below, sucking up machinery and people and occasionally spitting them back out. It wasn’t quite four
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I’ve just been interrupted en route to Seattle, Washington on the President’s Jet. Which, as you may know, also contains the President. Before his honor and his acolytes the great men of the Secret Service I should like to turn my nose against the awful rumors being poured like cement into the sectioned-off cutaway constructions that make Louis Yorba’s narrative or John Sheen’s “fantasy novel” bullshit sound like bad ideas for a sidewalk across the Empty Quarter.
Whereas I will not disagree that fans of my work can be found pushing the envelopes from Los Angeles to Kansas, and from Greece to the Netherlands, I would surely like to balk at Ms. Carly’s very loosely founded suggestion that any one of them might be so moved by pitiful waste-offs such as her employer to act violently against another person.
As if it didn’t sound utterly impractical to begin with, must I remind you that Roman Flysher from Boston’s The Mighty Mighty Bosstones is not only a dear friend of mine but also an employee?
So if Roman gets paid $200 per week by me to drag my enemies outside away from their friends to have them beaten to splinters of human devastation, why would he be accepting offers from Yorba to do the same to my own fans?
It make no sense, you silly female. Why don’t you just get back to protesting vivisection and save a monkey or two in Canada while the rest of the living world continues on its merry progress.
Neil Garriscond.
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Louis Yorba.
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Shelly at the Enquirer sent me these two photographs, Neil. Looks like the paparazzi got away from you on this one. These beauts will be featured on Entertainment Tonight tomorrow.
So who's the fat broad?
Louis Yorba.
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