The lilac garden.

Jan 06, 2003 19:14

So the idea became something more than just an idea once two or three people had thoroughly talked it over, but the base elements comprising the thing that happened was Frederick finding a wallet by the fountains in Hendrick Park ( Read more... )

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White Linen Sheets bradleo January 14 2003, 19:21:54 UTC
Fredrick,
I have finally found out about your journal and I must give you a quick post. The party was fantastic and the russian caviar was amazing. I haven't had such fertile eggs in such along time. In fact last time I had such fertile caviar was when The consumers and i played for the queen. I also want to thank you for the superb choice in the young "professional" that you let me court in your guest suit. I noticed that you had a rare potrait of Cathrin the Great. Every time I was lessing my social class on your young professional I was struck by the eyes of Cathrine the Great. She truly was the great enlightened queen of russia. Well I can't want for your 18 year old sisters coming out party. Last time i saw Buffy was when we took the yacht to bali. She was very beautiful and full of life. I remember her being so happy about her recent field hockey achievements at her boarding school. I must go now and tend to my newest horse. I shall offer it as dowry for my new fiance. You remember Tiffany, The senators daughter with the great Tits.
Sincerely,
BradLeo

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The fruition becoming of the white linen sheets. bradleo January 15 2003, 03:59:09 UTC
Oh dear friend Bradleo:

It is always my pleasure to have you and your Consumers grace one of my get-togethers. Of course, that particular party's theme was much too easy for you, being of the social class you have inexorably been shoved into while climbing the Billboard Pop Charts. But it ain’t easy being rock and roll royalty, I understand, so I won’t embarrass you further. (I will, however, say that your last record is still to this day one of my all-time favoritoroos.)

But good heavens to Corin Tucker, were you sipping too much of Neil Garriscond’s specially imported Sweizer 1944? Because you should know by now that the pad I throw my shindigs at belongs to dear Lyle and his oft MIA roommate Kearcy. The portrait of Catherine the Great was one, I believe, Lyle and Derek lifted during a heist at the Russian Embassy in late 1988, shortly after R.E.M. released their landmark major label debut ‘Green.’

As for the young lass you “entertained” in our private quarters, I’m sure she had the time of her life, and that you’ve spoiled her for every other boy next in line. She’s been swooning ever since that night, walking lazily about as though life had reached its apex in her and the twinkling of its midsummer night stars were still devilishly afoot in her cloudy skies. Wherever did you acquire such an effect on the ladies, you demon?

I look forward to making your acquaintance again. Until then, show Joan Jett and the Blackhearts who the fuck built this city on rock and roll.

Yours,
Frederick.

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